Britney’s Friends Boycott Her Album

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Several of Britney Spears’ former employees and friends are banding together in an effort to boycott her latest album “Blackout.” Female First reports

The group - who include a former bodyguard, a backing dancer and a make-up artist, as well as several old friends - want fans to contact Britney’s record label Jive, her management team and MTV to air their concerns. Writing on their MySpace page, they begged: “Our message is simple, don’t buy her stuff until she’s better. Let them know you’ll buy her album, but not until she is clean and sober.”

Let me see here… Britney’s managed to alienate her mother, her former manager, her latest manager, her former lawyer, her judge, her former assistants, her fans, Paris Hilton, Criss Angel, Justin Timberlake, Tricky Stewart and now her former body guard, back up dancers and makeup artists. Wow. You usually don’t get those kinda numbers without pulling down your pants on the playground or setting fire to a couple of churches. Leave it to Britney to succeed where so many arsonists and perverts have failed before. Well, at least she still has Taco Bell and cigarettes! Burrito Supremes and Marlboro Lights never turn their backs on anyone.

Britney loading up on ice cream at Cold Stone:

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  1. “Burrito Supremes and Marlboro Lights never turn their backs on anyone”. I needed to be reminded of that little life lesson. Now, where’s my Natural Ice and Marlboro Light 100’s? (bastards won’t let me SMOKE smoke on the job)

  2. I would turn my back on her, but I fear she’ll throw gordita cheese and redbull on me.

  3. I’d say she’s gonna lose her girlish figure, but I think she already ate it.

  4. You forgot the almighty Oprah on the people Britney has dissed!

  5. we already know about this and are addressing the issue!

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