Everybody Hates Paris Hilton
Tags: Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton
I was always under the impression that Spike TV was cable television devoted entirely to the mentally retarded and socially impaired, but it seems in between showings of “Roadhouse” and “Ultimate Fighter Five” they find time to host useless awards shows where Paris Hilton gets booed. Sold and sold, my friend! So here she is at the Spike Scream 2007 Awards, which I know sounds like something the vegetative catatonic might enjoy, but it’s worth watching just for the audible boos when she takes the mike. All that’s missing is a roundhouse kick to her face. Really, if “Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling Impact” has taught me anything, it’s that the Blizzard Suplex and the Camel Clutch should be employed at every opportunity — consecutively if possible — by a overly-tanned woman with enormous breast implants and a man in brightly colored lycra pants. Yep, you can practically smell the Emmy’s from here!
Paris and her fake silicone insert hanging out of her dress:
Infinitely more attractive Jessica Alba and Megan Fox at the same event:
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
You forgot Dr. Steve-O and Manswers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 23rd, 2007
open mouth jones
Whats not to hate?
Seriously, give me one thing, and I’ll leave this whore alone.
Oct 23rd, 2007
abby
Nice wonk.
Oct 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
pfffft fucking camel clutch and suplexesesses (sp?)………? How does it feel there in….1982 is Jimmy Snucka going for the belt?
*cue me some Metallica*
*Entering keyfab…cue fireworks*
The Barbado is gonna go UP an DOWN the Abby ass …I WILL be Universal Metrosexual champion for the Southwest!….. YOU HEAR ME….YOU HEAR ME?
*close-up*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oct 23rd, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Nothing like a Saturday night with a 12-pack of PBR, a marathon of “Superfly” Snuka in his prime on TNT/Spike- the channels for real men and Jerry Springer and a needle dangling from my ass as the last shot of steriods rushes through my veins.
Ooooooooohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh….
Oct 23rd, 2007
overrated whores r bores
Haha good job, that pathetic fugly wonky eyed useless whore is long overdue for her star to fall and crash into a million pieces.
Oct 23rd, 2007
Axeldee
YOU ARE FRICKEN RIGHT, DUDE! SHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE A CAMEL…YUCK…GO HOME, PARIS!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2288032
Oct 24th, 2007
dsfsrfsdf
paris is a fuckin slut
Nov 13th, 2007
sophie H
owyeah, paris hilton your a bitch somtimes you dont abay the law and you think your the prinsess of every one and your skitty little dog is a skunk with no fur to and why you wrote a book abut it is just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 19th, 2008
sophie h
sophie says ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ooooooooooooooooofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff paris hilton your a fucking slut a hore and most of the time your not the little prinsess your suposed to be your a very big and to addd not SKINNY slutty bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you do read thid im glad hahahahahahahaHAHA !!!!!
Mar 19th, 2008
Dap
Size 11 feet too.
Sep 18th, 2008
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