When you think “Lindsay Lohan” and “Britney Spears,” I know the first thing that comes to your mind is “Why in God’s name haven’t their mothers written a book on successful parenting? Or at least made a reality show chronicling their everyday experiences as an empowered single mother?” Well, the wait is over, my friends! Us Weekly reports

Britney Spears’ mother Lynne Spears is writing a book on parenting for Christian publisher Thomas Nelson. The book, which will be coming out next Mother’s Day is titled Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. It’s a parenting book that’s going to have faith elements to it.

People magazine adds

Filming is set to begin Oct. 30 on the untitled E! reality TV series starring Dina Lohan. [Dina], who will serve as the show’s executive producer, [says] she wants the show to empower single mothers by illustrating her own life as a working mom. “It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income. There are so many misconceptions about me and my family. I’m setting the record straight.”

Some little girls might say they want to be a doctor or an astronaut or even president when they grow up, but we all know that deep down, every girl’s dream is to be a coked-up slut with multiple takes in rehab. And with Dina’s new show and Lynne’s new book, you’ll be able to ensure they do just that. Girls don’t just magically turn into whores with drinking problems overnight, you know. It takes years of capitalizing on their fame and paychecks, a bitter divorce or two and completely indulging them at every turn so they see you as a friend rather than a authoritarian in order to complete the metamorphosis. Don’t let your daughters settle for a college degree when there’s a whole world of drug-fueled debauchery and chronic abortions just over the horizon!

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