Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It
Tags: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline spent three glorious hours in court on Friday in yet another child custody hearing. After seven or so smoke breaks Britney left the courtoom sobbing, stopping only to yell obscenities to the media parked outside. Extra reports
When asked by [a] reporter in the hallway outside a Los Angeles Superior courtroom as to how she was doing, Britney Spears shouted out, “”Eat it, lick it, snort it, [fuck] it!” [and] walked back into the courtroom crying.
Dammit! Now what am I going to use for my sister’s wedding toast? Stupid Britney Spears ruins everything. Good thing I had a back up toast for just such an occasion: “Here’s to pussy and gunsmoke — Live by one, die by the other, and love the smell of both in the mornin!” Believe me, there won’t be a dry eye in the house on her special day.
Britney shopping at Swings ‘n’ Things on Thursday:
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Dragulf
She is such a big ass that Kim Kardasian is jealous.
Oct 29th, 2007
Moreaces
Too funny
Oct 29th, 2007
scarlett
Hamhocks has a way with the prose
Oct 29th, 2007
abby
“Here’s to all the men she’s had, Some were good, some were bad, Some will run, some will follow, but it’s up to her to spit or swallow” was a close second. I think I made the right decision.
Oct 29th, 2007
bionic bunny
sounds like a 3 year old w/ tourettes. it shouldn’t crack me up, but it does.
can’t you just hear the kids jumping rope to that little ditty?
Oct 29th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Collect call for Brit-Brit from Keith Richards: Snorting Cheetos dust doesn’t get you as high as snorting a dead parent or toddler.
Oct 29th, 2007
Malcom
she is looking really eeeeewwwwwwwwww..
britney toaster..
http://www.xtremegadgets.net
Oct 29th, 2007
Axeldee
SHE LOOKS GREAT…GO BRIT…BE BEUTIFUL…LEAVE ALL IN THEIR JEALOUSY
http://misstrendy.org/miss_trendy.html
Oct 30th, 2007
Britney
“LOL! I know it probably sounds like I’m some crazy lady – especially since the judge gave me good news this time… So when the judge was all saying whatever about me getting to visit my kids, I didn’t even hear him, y’all; I was just staring at the group of giant duck heads growing out of the ceiling.
I recognized the leader from before; he’s the same giant duck head that sometimes talks to me when I get stressed, usually when I’m driving. He likes to give me advice, like one time he told me I should shave my head or how he reminds me that giant Christina Aguilera spiders will get me if I sleep in either of my two homes; this time he said I should say all that “eat it, lick it” stuff.”
http://www.newsgroper.com/britney-spears/2007/10/30/crazy-giant-duck-head-advice/
Oct 30th, 2007
open mouth jones
oooooookay. I think that says it all.
Oct 30th, 2007
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