Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson Are Doing It
Tags: Jessica Simpson, Owen Wilson
It would seem that the ticket to bouncing back from a failed suicide attempt is having sex with Jessica Simpson. Where do I sign up? According to the NY Daily News
She and Owen Wilson have been spotted on a date in Los Angeles, according to the new issue of Star magazine. The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home.”He couldn’t keep his hands off her,” a witness tells the mag. Apparently, sparks flew between the two Texans when they were in Austin on Oct. 16 to appear in a video with Willie Nelson.
The combined IQ of a rabbit and the combined self-esteem issues of a sexually-abused stepchild. This oughta be good, alright. This is usually where Darwin steps in and somebody accidentally drowns in a bowl of soup or sticks a fork in a light socket. It’s nature’s way of keeping the gene pool from bottoming out at “completely fucking retarded.” Circle of life, baby!
Jessica Simpson at the CMT Giants honoring Hank Williams, Jr. last Wednesday:
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open mouth jones
9 pictures of darling gaping maw of death simpson and only one uvula in sight. wonder who told her to keep her trap shut?
Oct 31st, 2007
abby
P.S. Boobs.
Oct 31st, 2007
iheartlasagne
my favorite thing about this is the pic of Kid Rock, with his bottle of Beam. He’s so hardcore! What a fucking douche - I hate Kid Rock.
Oct 31st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
How’s having three ways with poppa Joe supposed to help with Owen’s recovery?
Oct 31st, 2007
Dragulf
I see Butterscotch in their future!!!!!!!!!
Oct 31st, 2007
bionic bunny
hey!
the bunny takes offense at the comparison!
geez, abby, don’tcha love me anymore?
Oct 31st, 2007
ALLISON
that lucky sob..
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Oct 31st, 2007
DullManiac
That is So SICK….. i hope Owen is not out of his mind!!!
Nov 1st, 2007
Ace
You know what, this probably isn’t the worst thing on the face of the planet. They were meant to be together; there’s no chance of their busted schnozzes getting in the way of making out.
Nov 1st, 2007
scarlett
Somebody hide the razors
Nov 1st, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Does anyone know the release date of Pimpa Joe’s new porno Sex and the Suicide comes out?
Nov 1st, 2007
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Owen Wilson is funny, but annoys me at the same time.
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Nov 18th, 2007
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