Richard Prince’s art issue for W magazines has a total of nine different covers this month, each one graced with a different female celebrity. There’s Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Lindsay Lohan, Julia Roberts, Britney Spears, and oh, let’s see… Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. Us Weekly reports

The pair had avoided being pitted against each other for some time — that is, until November’s W magazine hit stands. “Why would I comment on that?” Jolie snapped when asked about it at a Beverly Hills press conference for her upcoming flick Beowulf Saturday. “That matters because….”

Jolie was less guarded when it came to revealing her Thanksgiving plans with beau Brad Pitt and their four children. With her culturally diverse brood, she says it’s almost always a holiday at the Jolie-Pitt house. “We celebrate Moon Festival for my boys, who are from Asia, and Kwanzaa and things like that.”

I have lots* of black friends, and not a one of them celebrate Kwanzaa. Not even the militant one**. I don’t think anyone even knows what “Kwanzaa” actually is. I have a hunch it’s something that Hallmark made up, along with “Arbor Day” and “Passover” in their quest for the almighty dollar. Well, if black people get Kwanzaa and Asians get moon festivals, then I would like make my own white girl holiday. Something with wieners and a lot of booze and time off. What about “Don’t Go to Work Wiener Day?” No? Okay, then — what about “Penis and Jaeger Day?” “Jaeger and Penis Day?” “Whiskey Festival of Wieners?” Wow, this is really hard! I think I’ll just go with my gut and call it “Ramadan.” There’s just too much stigma attached to the word “penis” these days.

* Eight

** Barack Obama

The two W covers plus Angie on the set of “The Changeling”:

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