Chandler and Amanda Bynes Hook Up

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Here’s an unexpected Hollywood hookup: Chandler and that girl from all those crappy teen movies. Page Six reports

Mandy Moore, 27, and Matthew Perry, 38 [were seen] on a date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. One source said, “He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time.”

I’ll believe “laughing a lot” when I see it. If it doesn’t involve a transgendered parent or the phrase “Could I be any more of a…,” I’m afraid it’s just not funny. Tens years of primetime and an eternity of syndication can’t lie! Nielsons are second only to Jesus in the truth department. And as far as the crap department goes, well, the bastards own the place. How else do you explain “Family Matters” being on the air? You’re gonna have to stop listing it as “an act of God” on your insurance claims. That’s fraud, buddy.

Mandy at the ‘Pleasure Places’ book release on October 24th:

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13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Ace

    amanda bynes? really? Mandy Moore, for being such a hot girl, always gets involved with the worst people. She must not be too smart. I mean, she does associate with Criss Angel. Hey Chris, HIGH FIVE!

  2. Axeldee

    WHY IS SHE ALWAYS THAT CUTE!

    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2298228

  3. It won’t last. No woman wants BING as a last name.

    Or do they?

    What?

    p.s. MM is not AB Abby but that would be a hot threesome.

  4. abby

    Indeed.

  5. iheartlasagne

    HAHAHEHE! Did anyone notice Brooke Shields’ face in those pics! Especially the 4th - it looks like someone just surprised her with a thumb up her butt!

  6. abby

    I think that’s actually the devil.

  7. ubi

    Why is Amanda Bynes name in the title?

  8. Mr, Obvious

    She’s actually twenty-three.

  9. open mouth jones

    All I can think of when I see MP is Chandler Bing. Biiiing. BING. It’s fun to say. Sort of like snausages is fun to say. Or lozenges.

  10. supes

    Hehe, their boobies are touching in the last two pics.

  11. Just Me

    She is so pretty. Really… I love her

    http://www.spymac.com/details?2295012

  12. YoMama

    The article and the post are all messed up: Amanda Bynes does not equal Mandy Moore, and neither of them are 27; there are 21 and 23, respectively. So as the horribly fact-checked article is titled “11-YEAR SPREAD”, which is wrong. 38 - 23 is 15. Morons.

  13. idl3mind

    GAWD, brooke shields is gross

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