Nov 12, 2007
Um… There’s Something in Your Teeth
Tags: Paris Hilton
There’s nothing better than when some chick who thinks she’s so fuckin’ hot prances out of the bathroom with her skirt tucked into her pantyhose or toilet paper in her hair. Like Paris here, “dancing” without a clue that there’s lipstick smeared all over her front teeth. It’s funny, though — usually, when I picture Paris Hilton’s mouth, I imagine sprigs of pubic hair sprouting like crabgrass from between either incisor and couple streamers of semen dangling from her top lip. But lipstick is still pretty embarrassing!
Paris at JJ Mahoney’s in South Korea:
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
A sample of that disgusting schmootz will surely reveal the presence of epithelial cells from the penises of 44 different men, and the entire 2007 Lakers line-up, including the coach and maintenance personnel.
Nov 12th, 2007
open mouth jones
I was just going to say sperm, but OK.
Nov 12th, 2007
Just Me
Disgusting! Too bad because she is a sexy whore! http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014
Nov 12th, 2007
OpenYourEyes!
Ms. Hilton is too busy with her philanthropic activities to care about lipstick… or class.
Nov 12th, 2007
agita
Those are the fugliest elbows on earth
Nov 12th, 2007
Italian Stallion
That’s not lipstick, I just gave that bitch a strawberry milkshake………….
Nov 12th, 2007
nojustno
the stupid whore just blew some Koeran sailors, had a few lines, sparked a fat one and just like thought that like some lippy would be so no one would like notice.
When will this worthless whore EVER vanish?
Nov 13th, 2007
Rogue
LOL…WHO PUNCHED YOU, PARIS?
http://www.hotcelebs.org
Nov 13th, 2007
cherembo
huh??
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2300835
Nov 13th, 2007
Just Me
Is that lipstick or is blood? I hope it’s blood… somebody just smashed her mouth
http://www.spymac.com/details?2294832
Nov 14th, 2007
Butch
bwa ha ha. what a dumb cow.
Nov 14th, 2007
Reply to “Um… There’s Something in Your Teeth”