Heidi Montag, Bible Scholar
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Heidi Montag reveals all of her personal aspirations and favorite reads in next month’s Blender magazine, one of which — you guessed it! — is the Bible. People says
In addition to her music ambitions, she’s also planning on becoming an award-winning actress: “I also plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious. I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”
And where she is is laying under Spencer Pratt by the pool on an MTV “reality” show. And that’s somehow the Bible’s fault? I suppose Jesus is to blame for your fake tits, too. You can’t turn around the days without Jesus tossing you a copy your best friend’s sex tape and a plastic surgeon’s telephone number. That’s why I had to quit hanging out with him. The non-stop gossiping and sitting around on a cell phone running his trap about his so-called “friends.” No, wait… that wasn’t it. It was all that stuff about giving up all my worldly possessions to follow him. Oh, and the passing on the sodomy. Sorry, Jesus — no can do! The Devil’s way cooler about materialism and anal and he doesn’t make me tithe, either. Sin is all free, all the time, baby! The choice pretty much made itself.
Heidi’s fake tits on display:
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
yapiro
She looks super i love pink…
Nov 14th, 2007
abby
Maybe you and Jesus should hook up.
Nov 14th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Bible my ass. Looks to me like she’s ready for a dick in each hole………….
In the jungle, they call that presenting………
Nov 14th, 2007
litelysalted
Gah! Why is her stupid, gaping maw open in every damn photo?!
Nov 14th, 2007
abby
I think that’s so you’ll have somewhere to aim when you’re rubbing one out to an old Us Weekly in your mom’s basement.
Nov 14th, 2007
Just Me
She’s cute… hot…. she’s a bitch.
Nov 14th, 2007
Christina
She is soooo Hot and Beautiful.
Nov 15th, 2007
Ace
yea, she’s not winning an oscar any time soon. Also, she’s not getting a top selling album. I think behind the juice, heidi montag is one of the most hated people in America.
Nov 15th, 2007
emily
I think she is cute, and its a plus she reads the Bible.
I never really hated her, I don’t like some of her decisions tho, so TEAM LAUREN!
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Nov 15th, 2007
Celebretard
Oh this girl will do anything for attention… She is soaking up her 5mins of fame. She even created a FriendSpaceBook profile. Check it out. http://www.friendspacebook.com/HeidiMontag
Nov 15th, 2007
tori
heyy heidi
could u email me xx23torimarie23x@aim.com
or im me at xx23torimarie23x
Nov 25th, 2007
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