John Travolta Hearts Kirk Douglas
Tags: Gay, John Travolta, Kirk Douglas

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But sometimes a picture only says one word. And that word is BLLEEEEHHH. Sometimes they improvise with a “What the fuck?” or “God, that’s gay” or “Are their penises touching?” You really just have to close your eyes and let it speak to you.

13 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
The horrified look says it all to me. That said, it must suck to look younger than your son. All we need is Goerge Clooney to make it a real lemon party.
Nov 16th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Old man tongue, it’s the new black.
Nov 16th, 2007
yapiro
OMG!!
Nov 16th, 2007
agita
He has to suck out the soul, part of Scientcrazology
Nov 16th, 2007
spatz
hey i wonder where travoltas other hand is. yum!
Nov 16th, 2007
abby
I know! That terrified expression on Kirk’s face is priceless. That’s the same face Han Solo made when he was dropped into carbonite.
Nov 16th, 2007
lookwhaticando
Kirk does look terrified, adn John’s gonna get worms. ewwww
Nov 16th, 2007
Gweilo
I’m not Jesus, I’m Spartacus!
Nov 16th, 2007
Dragulf
I AM BEOWULF!
or something…
Nov 16th, 2007
bionic bunny
thanks, abby, now i’ll have nightmares for weeks!
maybe ol’ john just mistook poor kirk for xenu?
Nov 16th, 2007
Meeee
What? Travolta is gay?
Nov 17th, 2007
Spirit Fingers
Gosh Kirk, don’t be such a prude. Close your eyes and open your mouth a little.
Nov 17th, 2007
avc
John was trying to use his tongue on Kirk dentures wasn’t he, by the way, did it fall off his mouth afterwards??
Nov 19th, 2007
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