Nov 21, 2007

What’s Wrong With Amy Winehouse?

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The Daily Mail is trying to insinuate that Amy Winehouse might still have an issue with drugs. I just don’t know. Maybe if it were something obvious, like a syringe hanging out of her arm or a crack pipe in her back pocket or Pete Doherty stuck in her beehive, I might buy it. But just look at that face! Specifically, the nose! Everything about it says “clean and sober.” And also, “lip liner is a girl’s best friend” and “fuck the dentist.” But there’s absolutely nothing indicating drug usage. I don’t know what those morons are talking about!

EDITOR’S NOTE: There’s a ton of blow in her nostril there. In case you missed the sarcasm.

Amy after last night’s concert and in London last week:

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15 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. QNo Gravatar

    Is it me, or is there a giant crack rock in that nostril of hers?

    Nov 21st, 2007

  2. supesNo Gravatar

    Does this ugly ho remind anyone else of Janice from “Friends”? Only, you know, more annoying and way more drugged out?

    Nov 21st, 2007

  3. p0nkNo Gravatar

    Q, i saw that too. or given the current status of her dental work, it could be a tooth.

    Nov 21st, 2007

  4. p0nkNo Gravatar

    supes, is that a trick question trying to get somebody to admit to watching ‘friends’?

    Nov 21st, 2007

  5. abbyNo Gravatar

    Yeah, that’s a big fat nostril full of blow. Hence the dripping sarcasm.

    Nov 21st, 2007

  6. RichPortNo Gravatar

    That could be dried up semen actually. That would blow…

    Nov 21st, 2007

  7. p0nkNo Gravatar

    nostril sex with jew girls… the other kosher meat.

    Nov 21st, 2007

  8. SorceressssNo Gravatar

    This pic is f*cking disgusting, her teeth are more scary than the blow she’s packing in her nose.

    Nov 21st, 2007

  9. Otto the Short Yellow Bus DriverNo Gravatar

    you figure prison authorities won’t check her for second hand coke when she passes it on to her hubby during her weekly visit.

    Nov 21st, 2007

  10. bionic bunnyNo Gravatar

    i dunno guys, “what’s wrong with amy winehouse” is a VERY loaded question.

    Nov 21st, 2007

  11. CSSNo Gravatar

    Girl needs to take some tweezers to her nostril hairs.

    Nov 22nd, 2007

  12. agitaNo Gravatar

    How about ‘what’s right’ with Winecrack?

    Nov 23rd, 2007

  13. GweiloNo Gravatar

    “Nobody’s winking at me!” howled Amy, quite recently.

    Nov 23rd, 2007

  14. mrplcnrdNo Gravatar

    could be a booger

    Nov 23rd, 2007

  15. StephenNo Gravatar

    I don’t get what the hype about Amy Winehouse is all about? Her music is not particularly special or influential. Can this woman avoid getting into trouble with the law or drugs for at least a one week period???

    Jul 30th, 2008

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