Get Your Portia de Rossi Lesbian Scenes Here
Tags: joely richardson, lesbian, portia de rossi
The Daily Mail has a first-ever look at Portia de Rossi’s and Joely Richardson’s lesbian scenes in the upcoming season of “Nip/Tuck,” and boy are they hot. Like desert hot. You know, where everything is all parched and shriveled up and withered and unsexy. I believe I’ve kissed my little sister with more tangible passion. Also my own reflection and my dog on a dare. The only way the producers could have made this any less erotic is if they’d cast Estelle Getty and Rhea Pearlman instead of Portia and Joely. And even then it’d only be slightly worse, like “being attacked by a black bear” versus “being attacked by a black bear while Justin Timberlake’s ‘Futuresex/Love Sounds’ plays in the background.” You’re still pretty much screwed either way.
More dry, clinical lesbian action (all LSFW):
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
agita
Oh great, how am I going to get Estelle and Rhea out of my mind now.
Nov 26th, 2007
abby
It will haunt your dreams for years to come.
Nov 26th, 2007
Dragulf
You could get more excited rubbing two boards together.
Nov 26th, 2007
Italian Stallion
You don’t like women, do you Dragulf?
Nov 26th, 2007
open mouth jones
I didn’t know lesbian incest was so popular they’d put it on a TV show. I mean seriously, either those two are related or they’ve just morphed into the same overly skinny 12 year old long haired blond boy.
Nov 26th, 2007
Dragulf
I love women “Stallion”, I just don’t like you.
Nov 26th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Wow, Dragulf. Pretty harsh, not that I give a fuck, take a joke faggot…………
Nov 26th, 2007
Leni
I like women very much, and am a lesbian. Considering how incredibly racy that show is, I will be very, very disappointed if what I see above is the amount of charisma there is. They do look very alike and it is true that neither has any “body charm” to me. It’s a shame becasue Joley Richardson is really cute with clothes on.
It also appears that “Italian Stallion” has some major lack of maleness based on his nom de plume, and his calling another person “faggot”. I hope you two are best friends sharing a joke.
Nov 26th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Leni? That’s some funny shit right there. Let me guess, you’re the one who puts on the strap-on in your relationship. Next time Rosie O’Donnell calls you for your next big date, tell her I said she’s a fat lesbo. I hope you choke on her fat pussy………..
Nov 26th, 2007
Dragulf
How about you grow the fuck up asshat.
Nov 27th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Still a douchebag, huh Dragulf? Some things never change, go ahead and answer with one of your clever comebacks, oh that’s right, nevermind……….
Nov 27th, 2007
NoThanks
Hmm, pretty piss ordinary this.
Portia use to be hot………. like 5 years ago.
Nov 27th, 2007
Dragulf
Stallion, I didn’t come at you with an insult first. Is it that hard to say “Hi D, what’s new?” instead of calling me a fag? What did you expect?
Nov 27th, 2007
poopiepants
OMG! Am I back in middle school? How sad……..
Nov 28th, 2007
Noob
Reading this, I see that both Dragulf and Italian Stallion need to grow up and comment on the article, not each other.
Dec 1st, 2007
The Dude
@Dragulf
First of all what you should have said is “I could get more exited rubbing two board together.” which either means that you don’t like lesbians or women in general. Although from the ‘boards’ comment I would say you simply can’t get it up with out silicon involved involved so what that means is that you don’t like real women. Secondly it’s reasonable to assume that you don like women but I think Italian Stallion was just asking out of curiousity.
@Italian Stallion
It’s sad that you have to take out you aggression on you should be directing toward Dragulf on others. Since you know what a strap-on is you probably know about lesbian sex from all the lesbo porn you jerk of to. In porn for the most part the women are not real lesbians, that is not real lesbian sex, if a woman is gay they probably don’t want the cock in the first place.
But the question remains: Why are you two such a couple of immense douche-bags?
Mar 19th, 2008
Sprmcandy
Portia is a Hot sexy Lady, real eye candy. Two blonde women kissing is a turn on. Yummy, more more. You Tube has lots of girls kissing.
Aug 13th, 2008
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