Kim Kardashian’s airport “theft” was just a PR stunt for attention. Gasp! (Jossip)

Vomit is always funny, but it’s even funnier at zero gravity. (Timekiller)

Want to get gang-banged in the back of a truck while someone instructs you to “squeal like a pig?” Mickey Rourke calls first dibs! (Webster’s My Bitch)

Nobody likes Nicole Kidman, and I mean no one. (Pajiba)

Stills from the new Indiana Jones movie, because I would totally do it with Harrison Ford. Old man balls and all. (Crave Online)

J.T. Scrotum texts In Touch that he is Britney Spears’ baby daddy — and they have the pictures to prove it. (Rad Report)

Mike Tyson Venus Williams in a bikini! (The Bastardly)

Jonesin’ for a little afternoon ball sack? Allow me to present Steve-O on the red carpet. (Defamer)

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