Nov 29, 2007
Stinky Pete Lands a Job
Tags: tara reid
I know the first thing that comes to mind when I think “Tara Reid” — besides “stink,” of course — is “useless whore.” So how apropos that we find her hosting “The Hookers Ball” in Australia this weekend! The flier reads:
Special Guest: Tara Reid, Hollywood A-Lister and star of American Pie
A-Lister? Is this some kind of joke? Does the “A” stand for “acerebral” or “anathema?” Maybe “asshat?” Is there some variation of “skank” that begins with “A” of which I’m unaware? Ah, of course! How did I miss it? It’s Hepatitis A. I guess Hepatitis “B” and “C” aren’t getting the screen time they used to. Well, that’s Hollywood for you.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Wow, that Photoshop guy is the best ever!
Nov 29th, 2007
spatz
dont you love how they spelled “american” in “american pie” wrong. Only the best for tara!
Nov 29th, 2007
Sorceressss
That is going to be one stinky ballroom (ballroom, how apropos) and not just because this whore is going to be there.
Nov 29th, 2007
p0nk
is she doing porn yet?
Nov 29th, 2007
sonya
Notice how she’s hiding her boobs. Even Photoshop couldn’t fix them.
Nov 29th, 2007
JMc
“A” is for alcoholic
Nov 29th, 2007
nojustno
A Lister?????….hahahahahahhaaahhhaaa she has NEVER been an A Lister.
Nov 29th, 2007
mrmonkeybottoms
If she’s an A lister then I am too. We all are!!
Nov 29th, 2007
bob
There is a new site called http://www.synchronicitylive.com that you should check out. They stream music related events live on their site and if you have a band, you can play live on there. They stream in over 100 countries and all 50 states
Nov 29th, 2007
cjw
fuck off bob
Nov 30th, 2007
SydneyGal
Just a bit of perspective for you Amercians (sic) - this in Darwin. A place so hicksville, so hillbilly, so bush that it makes (insert appropriate two-hick American country town here) look like New York City. Darwin is the kind of place they do wrestle crocodiles on the weekend. Politicians threaten to punch each other out, and sometimes do it. I think they have an end of year wet t-shirt contest - in Parliament! It really is skanksville, totally infested with horrible diseases, nasty insects and killer animals, so in that context, Tara Reid is positively refined.
Just saying, is all.
Dec 2nd, 2007
Darwin Diva
Ha, Sydney gal nice to see you hanging it on a great Aussie party town.
Skankville you say. You have never been there have you?
Please don’t come here we don’t want arseholes like you here.
Having said that you should see the front page of the local newspaper, it calls Tara a “superstar” (www.ntnews.com.au)
alister no way, superstar ha,ha, ha, ha, ha
Dec 2nd, 2007
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