Nov 30, 2007

Britney’s Artistic Vision Comes to Light

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Britney Spears showed up to the set of her new “Piece of Me” video 12 hours late on Tuesday. So what? Step off! It’s Britney, bitch! Us Weekly reports

Despite an 8 a.m. call time, Spears, 25, didn’t leave her Beverly Hills home until after 7 p.m. She arrived on set around 8:35 p.m. In the video, Spears and four look-alikes — dressed in black newsboy caps, sunglasses, black trench coats and short blond wigs — try to trick the paparazzi.Spears used a “body double to shoot all the scenes that don’t require her face,” an on-set source tells Us.

Look, it’s her video anyway. If she wants to do absolutely no promotion for the album whatsoever and then show up for a video shoot 12 hours late, that’s her prerogative. If she wants to roll around on the floor while men in gimp masks suspended from ceiling fans try to squirt Hershey’s syrup and Cheez Whiz into her open mouth and then make that her video, so be it. There’s a word for those who attempt to quash artistic visions with their conformist ways, and that word is “Philistine.” Britney might have said “Philly cheese steak,” but I know that’s what she really meant.

Britney shopping in pajamas (?) yesterday:

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  1. open mouth jones

    Her ‘artistic vision’ to include: multiple chins (the more the merrier!), cellulite, hamhocks, and those sad old brown boots.
    As long as I’m not forced to see her labia again, or [shudder] her nipples, I’m game for just about anything this whore can throw at me.
    What can I say? I like making fun of retarded people. A lot.

    Nov 30th, 2007

  2. supes

    Fuck this bitch. I’d like to speed bag her second chin…or her third, or her forth….i’m not that particular.

    Nov 30th, 2007

  3. syd

    The boots I wear to feed my cows look better than those. For real.

    Nov 30th, 2007

  4. abby

    You have a cow? Is her name Britney? That would be some coincidence!

    Nov 30th, 2007

  5. syd

    I’ll keep it mind for the next one. I do have one named Reba and white one named Cracker. I won’t give you whole long list, excited as you may be…

    Nov 30th, 2007

  6. syd

    I swear to Xenu that I’ll learn to type before I come back.

    Nov 30th, 2007

  7. iheartlasagne

    Ugh, I hate those fucking animal print jackets that all those stupid bitches wear. Lindsey Skankohan and Paris Hilcunt wore them too, but I think that was like 2 years ago…

    Nov 30th, 2007

  8. agita

    I’m amazed by how sexless she can look. The cows have to look better, no?

    Dec 1st, 2007

  9. Dragulf

    MOO!!!!!

    Dec 2nd, 2007

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