Blanket exacts his revenge on Jacko with a punch to the face. (Pretty Boring)
Finally, a movie that encapsulates a Colbert-like truthiness and sense of levity. (Pajiba)
Frankie Muniz can’t keep a job or a house. (Jossip)
The many faces of Homer Simpson. (CityRag)
Paris Hilton tries to work her disease magic on K-Fed. […]

You might remember I brought you a little taste of American Idol cast off Constatine Maroulis rocking out in an Ohio Steinmart last month. Well, don’t think the party stops there, my friends, because it doesn’t. The crazy train makes a stop at a “To Be Announced” and then a Borders bookstore late […]

Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend slutting it up at a film festival in Capri, and the paparazzi captured it all on film for your judging pleasure. Female First says
First she was pictured kissing Italian waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio soon after arriving on the island on Friday, before sharing a kiss with actor Eduardo Costa the […]

Nicole Kidman is finally pregnant! Or not! Or lying about it! The Daily Mail reports
Nicole Kidman and her husband of 18 months are expecting their first baby. The Oscar-winning actress and Keith Urban, the country and western singer she calls the “love of my life”, broke the news to their families over […]

Well, it’s New Year’s Eve, and since I can’t reach out there and punch you in the testicles, here’s the next best thing: old people sucking each other’s toes. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, 2008! The Daily Mail says
Docked in Sydney harbour on a hired yacht, Sting gently raised […]

Penelope Cruz makes out with her sister in a new video. How do you say “incest” in Spanish again? (Webster’s)
Lee Lee Sobieski’s boobs in St. Barts! (CelebSlam)
If you click Lily Allen’s heels three times, will the Wicked Witch of the West show up and beat the living hell outta her? (Celebrity […]

It’s Sienna Miller’s birthday today, and boyfriend Rhys Ifans knows nothing says “happy birthday” like an original Welsh love poem followed by a scavenger hunt. Chappy there really moistens the old panties, doesn’t he? Female First says
Actor Ifans has written a welsh language love poem, which Sienna has been learning, and there […]

Paris Hilton’s grandfather announced he’s giving all but three percent of his billion-dollar empire to charity. Another Christmas miracle? The NY Daily News says
Hotel magnate Barron Hilton announced yesterday that he’s leaving 97% of his wealth to charity, dramatically cutting the fortune his children and grandkids will get. That means granddaughter Paris […]

Jessica Simpson’s fans turned out in droves for the limited theater release of her latest film “Blonde Ambition.” “Droves,” of course, from the Latin meaning “less than 200.” Page Six reports
Her latest, “Blonde Ambition,” a romantic comedy with fellow Texan Luke Wilson, was headed straight to DVD release when the bosses at Nu […]

For every knocked up actress in L.A. getting engaged, there’s a decade-old Hollywood marriage hitting the skids. The NY Daily News reports
A pregnant Jessica Alba is getting hitched to her baby daddy. Alba, 26, was spotted sporting a sizable rock on her left hand over the holidays and her rep confirmed Thursday she […]