Quickies: Morning Wood

Dec 3, 2007

10 ways to save money on dates. (craveonline)

Katie Couric’s evil twin! (Best Week Ever)

Beyonce in a big green satin tourniquet. That’s gotta be one hell of a flesh wound. (Webster’s)

Joan Van Ark is either a burn victim or the devil incarnate. You decide. (Seriously? OMG)

Here’s what Lindsay Lohan will look like when she finally overdoses next year. (popbytes)

Montel Williams threatens teenagers with tickets to his show. (Jossip)

Vintage Heather Mills, spread eagle and pancake-nippled, just like God intended. (Evil Beet)

Fergie still fugly, even in all black. (The Grumpiest)

Jessica Sierra shows us that “10th Place on American Idol” = “I’ll suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail!” (The Blemish)

This is why you don’t steal wood on America’s watch, motherfuckers. (timekiller)