Dec 6, 2007
Keira Knightley Topless
Tags: Keira Knightley
Keira Knightley takes off her top on the cover of next month’s Interview magazine, clad only in a pair of suspenders and black opera gloves. It’s not as hot as it sounds, because the inch and a half of fabric provided by the suspenders covers her entire breast. Not just the nipple, which gauging from this pic is about the size of a pencil eraser, but the whole freakin’ boob. She might as well be wearing a cable-knit sweater over a turtleneck. It’d be just as sexy. So would a picture of John Travolta bent over and giving the fruit-basket-turnover in a pair of assless chaps. Dream big? You bet I do, baby!
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Italian Stallion
I’ve always thought this chick was pretty hot. These pictures however did nothing for me. She looks horrible. She should buy some boobies……….
Stallion likey boobies……..
Dec 6th, 2007
DiamondSal
Blah.. It’s okay to be slim and talented, but I thought she wasn’t into nudity? Loser.
Dec 6th, 2007
open mouth jones
There isn’t enough boob in this post to make up for that really horrible Johnny T reference. [Giant, lardy, hairy, ass] Oh god, the images just won’t stop. [FRUIT!] Please make it STOP! [Assless chaps]
Dec 6th, 2007
abby
There’s no escaping the imagery! Wallow in it!!
Dec 6th, 2007
Dragulf
Sexy tompole beanpoles they call ‘em nowadays…
TCLTC!!!
Dec 6th, 2007
RichPort
I’d only screw her if she wore a turtle neck with a padded bra… I mean like saline implant padded…
Dec 6th, 2007
p0nk
she did a pretty hot topless sex scene in Domino. Hot enough to temporarily make me forget she has the chest of a 12yo boy. But these pics? not quite as disgusting as an assless chap wearing travolta, but they don’t exactly make little p0nk happy.
Dec 6th, 2007
Not famous
The truism “More than a handful is wasted”, not so true in this case.
Dec 6th, 2007
Dragulf
*tomboy
She also said she usually ends up topless because she always says Yes.
Dec 7th, 2007
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