A Very Glib Christmas to You

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Tom and Katie want to wish you a Merry Christmas with the personal touch that comes with designing your own Christmas card. Us Weekly says

Katie Holmes herself designed the family’s burgundy, cream and brown holiday card, Us Weekly reports exclusively in its latest issue.The card is being sent out on behalf of husband Tom Cruise, 45, their daughter Suri and Cruise’s adopted children, Bella and Connor. Interestingly, Holmes, 28, signed the cards “Kate,” which is how Cruise often refers to her.

Not surprisingly, Tom passed on Katie’s first design:

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16 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Out-fucking-standing.

  2. narc

    And so life-like too

  3. abby

    Thank you. It took me like thirty minutes to make that, what with my mad computer skillz.

  4. RichPort

    What is hell is Joan Rivers doing on the Cruise holiday card???

  5. p0nk

    litelysalted, good to see you still around.

  6. Italian Stallion

    Hilarious, Abby, fucking hilarious………

  7. Italian Stallion

    Oh yeah, I forgot……TCLTC!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Sorceressss

    Oh my god, this is fucking gold. Nice job Abby. I can so see this happening.

  9. I’m around, all right. I don’t always have time to comment — but I’m watching, like a big retarded angel or something.

  10. nojustno

    abby…you are fantastic…that was brilliant.

  11. nojustno

    also, no one has ever explained to me why Suri LOOKS nothing like Tom “Creepy” Cruise.

    Does Suri stand for

    Scientologists Underground Rectal Injection?

    It doe make you think.

  12. bionic bunny

    *snort*
    big retarded angel.
    excellent, abby. brava!

  13. sonya

    Wow, sheer creative genius! Plain paper, a big dumb bow, and crappy twinkles!

    I think they should have gone with Kate’s first design.

  14. agita

    Hang that on your Xena tree!

  15. RichPort

    TC always has mistletoe hanging from his zipper… when in the men’s room.

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