Paris Brings You Champagne in a Can
Tags: Paris Hilton
Look out, wine in a box — there’s a new kid in town! It’s called “champagne in a can,” and it comes to you courtesy Paris Hilton and gold paint. Page Six reports
The sexy socialite has created a new line of champagne, and PageSix.com has exclusively obtained images from the accompanying photo shoot. Clad only in gold paint, the heiress is shown crawling through the Mojave Desert. Toward a mirage of her Rich Prosecco spirits, we guess? PageSix.com has also learned that Paris will be in Berlin tomorrow to promote the European launch of the canned champagne. The drink will debut in the US next year.
Champagne in a can sounds like something dreamed up by Larry the Cable Guy. Now I guess we just wait for the the accompanying Beluga caviar jerky and lobster nachos to hit the market. High class! Only Paris Hilton could be the face of a product so upscale. Provided Jenna Jameson or the masturbating kangaroo weren’t available, I mean. You can only squeeze so much class into one gilded can, you know!
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8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Gives new meaning to the title “Goldfinger.” or “The Man with the Golden Gun.”
Dec 12th, 2007
abby
Well-played, Dragulf!
Dec 12th, 2007
agita
Kinda loses the charm, just like Parasite. Maybe the gold will clear up the herpes though
Dec 12th, 2007
abby
Gold Bond, with itch relief!
Dec 12th, 2007
p0nk
Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Yes, he’s drinking the champagne.
What?
Dec 12th, 2007
Gweilo
If the picture depicted the REAL Paris crawling through the REAL Mojave Desert I’d crack open a BOTTLE of REAL champagne and drink a toast to her imminent death from dehydration.
Dec 12th, 2007
simpsonsistershavezerotalent
The sexy socialite
WHERE IS SHE?
and does the champers come with herpes, no talent, rotting fish juice and a full media scrum for follow around a pathetic and ugly cunt?.
Dec 12th, 2007
wonderboy
You guys are just jealouse you dont have your own champagne in a can. eat some dick
May 14th, 2008
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