Dec 14, 2007

Jessica Simpson’s Movie Goes Straight to DVD

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It’s confirmed — Jessica Simpson’s new movie “Blonde Ambition” is going straight to DVD.1 Us Weekly reports

Jessica Simpson’s latest attempt at big screen success won’t even make it to the big screen. A January 22 release date has been confirmed for the romantic comedy costarring Luke Wilson. “The movie is absolutely horrible,” a source told Us in August. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.”

A better title for the movie would have probably been “Blonde Contrition.” And it should have really been less of a movie and more of “hours of uncensored footage of a man getting raped by a donkey.” That way it’d be illegal for distribution in 24 of the 50 states and Luke Wilson could maybe see about getting a little of his dignity back.

1Down the crapper

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. DragulfNo Gravatar

    Well, it’s easy to figure out why. She isn’t naked…

    Dec 14th, 2007

  2. abbyNo Gravatar

    … and she’s retarded. It’s a lose-lose.

    Dec 14th, 2007

  3. HILDANo Gravatar

    I’m not surprised this sh!t went straight to video. What I am surprised at, is why she was hired in the first place.

    Dec 16th, 2007

  4. kristieNo Gravatar

    glad her movie is going straight to DVD. she sucks! :P

    Dec 20th, 2007

  5. ErikNo Gravatar

    How’s that even possible after the Oscar-worthy performance in The Dukes of Hazzard?
    I’m as shocked as all of you.

    Dec 26th, 2007

  6. Dude LebowskiNo Gravatar

    My question is what was Luke Wilson thinking signing on for this?

    Jan 21st, 2008

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