Jennifer Love Hewitt is Knocked Up
Tags: jennifer love hewitt, pregnant

Size two actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is reportedly not fat, just pregnant. Joke’s on you, blogosphere! Ha! According to Female First
The ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ actress is said to be expecting her first baby with fiancĂ© Ross McCall in June. A source said: “Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news. It wasn’t planned, but now that it’s happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy.” Jennifer, 28, allegedly discovered she was pregnant the week before Thanksgiving in November.
Yet another Christmas miracle! And from the looks of it, I’d say she’s probably pregnant with twins. Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun, that is. Ronald McDonald must be so proud!
The affianced Christmas shopping on Saturday:

9 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
That explain why she’s getting tipped nightly by mischievous teenagers high on meth and red bull. So what size are you really Jenny? Two? Yea, two fucking fat.
Dec 17th, 2007
p0nk
i hope Ross likes milk because he’s going to be swimming in it.
Dec 17th, 2007
agita
Hmm…I heard Rosie O’Donnell was expecting too. Expecting a pizza, any minute now?
Dec 17th, 2007
Dragulf
Sorry JLH but you are FAT. Hey, so am I… That’s life.
Dec 17th, 2007
dannygutters
Someday the kid’s going to read this story and the’re going to sit it down and say “Honey, you weren’t an accident, you were PR damage control.”
Dec 17th, 2007
Kelvin
She’s excused only if the baby was stored in those thunder thighs she’s sporting.
Dec 17th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I can’t wait to have a threesome with her. The baby counts, right? I hope it swallows…….
Dec 18th, 2007
Kelvin
She ain’t preggers.
http://www.celebitchy.com/8161/jennifer_love_hewitt_not_pregnant/
Just really really whale-like, that’s all.
Dec 18th, 2007
Jessica
All ya’ll that have no iddea what the funck you are talking about should just get a life who cares if she’s pregnant atleaast is keeping the baby and getting some from other countries.
Apr 2nd, 2008
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