Madonna Grinches Up Christmas
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Nobody stuffs a holiday stocking quite like Madonna. And I don’t mean that in the way you’re probably thinking, either. I mean she might as well pull open your stocking and take a big dump in it. The Daily Mail says
As Guy Ritchie recently revealed, the family “canceled Christmas” two years ago - which means that no gifts will be exchanged by the adults. Her children will get just three presents each - a modest tally given that their mother’s fortune stands at around £240 million.
Guy [said]: “As long as the kids get three presents at Christmas, everyone’s happy.” The highlight of the day will be a low-fat macrobiotic feast. There will be a small amount of unsalted meat for the children and for Guy, but no cheese, no cream, no salt, no preservatives and no sugar.
You know — Christmas! That reminds me a lot of the Yuletide favorite “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.” Only instead of visions of sugarplums dancing in the their heads, it’s visions of sea vegetable jelly and fermented bean paste, and instead of a jolly old elf you get an pretentious old bitch with a fake British accent and arms like a Pennsylvania road atlas.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I wonder if Guy Ritchie’s boyfriend has similar feelings about Christmas? Oh well… I guess it’s tube steak again, in lieu of the (ahem) snatch…
Dec 17th, 2007
p0nk
shouldn’t she be celebrating Hannukah?
Dec 17th, 2007
RichPort
CHAH-NOO-KAH
Dec 17th, 2007
agita
More porridge please, MommySlut?
Dec 17th, 2007
Dragulf
Her kids are lucky. I got one present total. and I usually had to share it with my brothers…
Dec 17th, 2007
sonya
Her little African child (where did she get him from?) totally THOUGHT he scored when he got adopted by Madonna.
Dec 17th, 2007
nojustno
She should hook up with Tom Cruise and we will see what control is really all about
Dec 17th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Hey Richport, I think I got that Chan-Noo-Kah reference. That bitch needs to shave…..
As far as Madonna goes, WTF is her problem? Although I’m sure the little African will be fine, he’s used to flies for Christmas……..
Dec 18th, 2007
Aerobella
It is a fact.. No vegetarians die of extreme Oooold age!
Dec 18th, 2007
p0nk
aerobella…. what?
Dec 18th, 2007
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