Michael Jackson is a Damn Monster
Tags: michael jackson, plastic surgery
Recent photos emerges that indicate the self-proclaimed “King of Pop” Michael Jackson may have undergone another bout of plastic surgery. Or else he papier-mâchéd his face as part of an elaborate piñata/haberdasher costume. It’s anybody’s guess, really. The New York Daily News says
Bandages covered the peculiar pop star’s chin and upper lip. Dark glasses, a babushka and a bucket hat hid the rest of his face - feeding speculation the surgically altered performer got nipped and tucked again. Thin-lipped and pale to the point of ghostly, Jackson’s [went] on a late-night shopping spree at a Barnes & Noble bookstore with his three kids, Prince, 10; Paris, 9, and 5-year-old Blanket. They arrived at 10:30 p.m. Sunday and stayed three hours before leaving with several crateloads of books and magazines.
And of course, armed with his trusty Havoc Staff and Panthor. From there he returned to Snake Mountain bellowing, “I am Master of the Universe! Yes! Kneel before your master! Fool! You are no longer my equal! I am more than man! More than life! I… am… a… GOD!!! Now. You… will... kneeeel! Kneeeel!” and then some maniacal laughing before his nose caved in on itself again.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
OH SHIT! It’s Dr Zira from Planet of the Apes!!!
Dec 18th, 2007
p0nk
planet of the apes! bwahahaha. xrist i hate this freak with the intensity of a thousand suns.
Dec 18th, 2007
agita
It’s the Estee Lauder ‘Face of Hollywood’
Dec 18th, 2007
Aerobella
Leprosy would be a blessing to escape the horror of his control over them.. to his poor adopted children.. ugh.
Dec 18th, 2007
Dragulf
Ah, there is good ole skeletor. I knew he wasn’t dead yet. Thanks Abby!
Dec 18th, 2007
RebelBoy
Ya…He may be a millionaire…but I would not trade places with him for anything!
See how mind f*%^$ crazy these Celebs get…they don’t know reality from fantasy, they believe their own hype, they think they are GODS, they have NO control!
What a Freekin MESS……
RebelBoy from FL.
Broke - Young - full of Beer - Good Looking!
Dec 18th, 2007
frewt
suicide by plastic surgery
Dec 18th, 2007
sonya
Ew. Poor kids, I wonder when they kiss him, do chunks of plastic/skin come off? That would explain the bandages.
Mmm, face jerky. Makes a great Christmas gift.
Dec 19th, 2007
m.a.
I am CLEARLY seeing the similarities between michael and skeletor. It’s creepy, actually. What is he doing to himself? There won’t be any skin to stretch, pretty soon. Ew.
Also, if they got to the bookstore at 10:30 pm and stayed for 3 hours(oh crap, flashback to elementary school math!!) then that means that he let his kids stay out til 1:30 am(IF they went home after that). Now, I don’t have kids, and I’m no expert, but I just think that kids should have a regular sleep routine, with lots of sleep. Kids are growing and have lots of energy and they need sleep. If he lets them stay up all night and sleep all day, that’s just weird. His kids will be weird like him, if he is left in charge of them, I think.
Poor kids.
P.S. One good thing to say about skele-I mean, michael is that, at least he is buying books for his kids. I really do think kids should read a lot, so points for him there.
Dec 19th, 2007
vic
He named his kid ‘Blanket’?!
BLANKET?!
Good grief…
Dec 20th, 2007
Reese cup
m.a i was with you at first then you turned into a r.e.t.a.r.d vic due there is know way plastic face named his kid blanket ether your a r.e.t.a.r.d or you dont know how to read
Dec 20th, 2007
m.a.
Awww! I’m gonna cry, cuz “Reese cup” thinks I’m a r.e.t.a.r.d. Boohooo! How will I ever live with myself after this?! My life is over!
Btw, reese cup, just because you aren’t smart enough to decipher what people are saying, doesn’t mean you should get frustrated and resort to name calling. Go take your nap, now, little guy. Later you can have a cookie.
Dec 20th, 2007
A.E.
I Feel sorry for his STEP-CHILDREN.
Jan 8th, 2008
teresa
you know u fukwits,.. its good to know u pricks havnt lived a life like his, otherwise ud be more fked than he is!! the guy is emotionaly and psychologically damaged!! thats why he is the way he is!
Sep 8th, 2008
damon
100% agree with theresa on this one. it shows how the media protray michael. people have no respect for this guy. he is the most talented artist the scence has ever seen. greed got the better of some people and they just want to fk the poor guy over. if u ever watch any of his interviews, if u knew anything about his upbringing, then you would at least know why he is at the extreme he is today. you guys just think he’s just some freak who likes plastic surgery. its muchhhhh deeper than that. it easy to judge unless youve walked in their shoes.
Sep 8th, 2008
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