Pam Anderson Gets Almost Divorced

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Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from husband number three Rick Solomon yesterday morning, but by late afternoon the couple had reconciled. Is that the smell of “happily ever after?” TMZ says

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon have reconciled — and the divorce is OFF! A source close to the couple [says] they had a huge fight, but have now made up and everything is hunky-dory. On her website today, Pam hinted that she and Rick are “working things out.”

Pam filed papers this morning, but [it] looks like they’re going to make day 73.

I already knew that first year anniversary is paper and the second is cotton, but what do you get the happy couple for the three month anniversary gift? Wood and linens just seem so cliche. Luckily, I did a little research on the internet and found a handy list for just such a conundrum:

Anniversary Gifts for Every Month of the First Year

30 day mark: spiced rum

2nd month: morning after pill

3rd month: tequila

4th month: Valtrex

5th month: carton of smokes

6th month: video camera

7th month: Astroglide

8th month: whiskey

9th month: beer

10th month: Fry Daddy

11th month: edible underwear

12th month (one year): timepieces or orchids

Nine reasons you don’t want Hepatitis C:

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    Her sinewy arms and legs betray her plastic surgery and botox obsession. But the wrinkles on her cheeks are absolutely from sucking cock.

  2. If she lost a few teeth she’d be the perfect woman eh RichPort?

  3. abby

    She makes Amy Winehouse look like a vision of vitality and well-being. But with bigger tits.

  4. RichPort

    Hey, I never said geriatric head was the preferred method of fellatio, just a method of fellatio.

    abby, only catching Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Solomon doing blow off of Amy Winehouse’s clitoris could top this. She’s been married more times than an evangelical pastor!

  5. syd

    Is that Melissa Etheridge she’s kissing?

  6. p0nk

    nice anniversary list but you’re missing the sex tape in there somewhere around 3 months which means the 6mo video camera should probably come sooner too.

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