Lindsay’s Ex Sells Her Out

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You didn’t think Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend was going to stay quiet for long, did you? Riley Giles’ fifteen minutes were close to ticking away. Dangerously close. Until he reminded the News of the World this past weekend:

“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. We once did it four times in a row straight. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

“Lindsay has a very addictive personality. And now she’s switched habits again. First it was drugs, then it was sex, now it’s shopping. Her whole day consists of spending—EVERY day. She gets her hair done every day and has a spray tan twice a week. I don’t think it’s healthy.”

Look, bottom line — if doesn’t involve penises and mystic tans, I can’t really see Lindsay Lohan getting behind it. In front of it on all fours or under it on her knees, yes, but not behind it. It’s just too hard to get the wiener inside you that way.

The teaser for the inevitable sex tape:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. simpsonsistershavezerotalent

    who cares, she is busted and her career is dead now, that tan is awful and she is fugly, I just hope that during the four times we had sex at one time, that they washed thier private bits…ewwwwww…ewww…EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.sex smells

  2. I think her career couldn’t be better, actually. She’s so famous now, anything she does gets worldwide publicity.

  3. Eric

    who cares? she lives like a whore….this is not any surprising stuff…..

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