Paris Gets Stiffed (Not in the Way You Think)
Tags: Baron Hilton, inheritance, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s grandfather announced he’s giving all but three percent of his billion-dollar empire to charity. Another Christmas miracle? The NY Daily News says
Hotel magnate Barron Hilton announced yesterday that he’s leaving 97% of his wealth to charity, dramatically cutting the fortune his children and grandkids will get. That means granddaughter Paris Hilton, who once stood to inherit $100 million or more by some accounts, could end up with a measly $5 million or so.
[Baron's designated charity] funds clean water in Africa, education for blind children and housing for the mentally ill.
I bet Paris has never wished she were a retarded African more in her life. How ironic! It’s too bad for Paris there aren’t any charities devoted to funding sucking dick and herpes. I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to write off the free clinic or whorehouses on your taxes.
Paris celebrating Christmas in Hawaii with her skank sister:

5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Mr.Poop
womp womp
Dec 28th, 2007
Gingerly
Ha. Haha, haha heehee ho ho hee haha hee haw haw hee ho haha! Broke bitch.
Dec 28th, 2007
bionic bunny
*crickets*
Dec 28th, 2007
Dragulf
Paris, Hohan and Shitney are all going broke. HAHAHA!
p.s. Blind = retarded?
Dec 28th, 2007
rongshu
She is so beautiful.I saw she appeared on “Rich cupids.com ”
She is so welcomed!
Dec 29th, 2007
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