Christina Aguilera’s baby is worth more in utero than out. (Jossip)
Ellen Pompeo’s headlights are on. (CelebSlam)
Dr. Phil still owes money people money. (Pretty Boring)
Hayden Panettiere sucks. Literally. (Tasteful Celebs)
Rihanna’s mustachioed Got Milk ad. (Hollywood Headache)
Ethan Hawke knocks up the help. (About: Celebrity Gossip)
“Oprahtastic” = “All hips and saggy […]

Brad Pitt is reportedly through with acting and gearing up to enter the political arena. Probably because Angelina told him to. The Daily Mail says
Sources in the Democratic Party say he has been approached to run for mayor of New Orleans. His decision to follow into politics would certainly […]

Britney Spears has been getting an awful lot of attention lately, so Paris Hilton decided to swing the limelight her way with a fake lesbian make-out session with “House of Wax” co-star Elisha Cuthbert. Page Six says
Revelers at Tenjune in the Meatpacking District Tuesday night spotted Paris making out with “24″ star […]

Celebrity news programs “Entertainment Tonight” and “The Insider” purchased exclusive rights to a cell phone video of Heath Ledger snorting cocaine at a Screen Actors Guild Awards party two years ago. According to Page Six
The footage, which was bought for $200,000, was shot without Heath’s knowledge at the Chateau Marmont hotel on January […]

This again. Sigh.
Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist teamed up with her lawyers and “manager” Sam Lufti and phoned the cops as part of their plan to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center on a 51501 hold. Britney reportedly had not slept since last Saturday. TMZ says
Before the cops arrived, the shrink […]

Eva Longoria sounds like a bunny boiler if I heard one. (MollyGood)
Has Katie finally had enough of Scientology? (Celebitchy)
Carol Alt. Rawr. (The Bastardly)
One of five celebrity couples immune to make it 5o years. (Ayyyy!)
Now you can wear naked Posh on your chest. (Celebrity Smack)
The only way Britney Spears gets […]

This is all news to me, but apparently actor Matthew McConaughey doesn’t wear anything that inhibits his natural smell. That means no cologne and no deodorant. And he hasn’t worn it for more than 20 years. According to Page Six
While on the set of Fool’s Gold, actress Kate Hudson begged […]

Actress Sean Young of “Blade Runner” and “No Way Out” fame (?) was physically ejected from the Directors Guild of America party last weekend for being a belligerent drunken ass. Young also famously attempted to score the role of Catwoman from Michelle Pfeifer in “Batman Returns” by showing up in a homemade costume […]

After a romantic date at Il Sole Monday night, quarterback Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson hit up the “Metal Skool” karaoke night at Key Club in L.A. Us Weekly says
The Dallas Cowboys quarterback [took] the stage. Romo’s pick: Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing.” As he belted out the hit, Simpson alternated between kissing […]

After a fight with manager Sam “Napoleon” Lutfi left her visibly shaken Monday night, Britney spent Tuesday on a free-for-all shopping spree. First stop on the spending express? A CVS down in the valley. According to Page Six
Britney Spears had something else to cry about last night — her credit […]