Britney Shoots Herself In The Foot
Tags: Britney Spears, custody, Kevin Federline, meltdown, visitation
Britney Spears’ meltdown last week has proven to be less of the “bipolar” variety and more of the little good ol’ fashioned “idiot self-sabatoge” kind. Female First says
A source [said] “Britney was mad she had to attend [last Thursday's] deposition when it was her day with the kids. She was supposed to give them back at 7pm but wanted to keep them for two extra hours. When they said no she pitched a fit and locked herself in the house.”
However, the deposition date [was] set for Thursday because Britney had failed to attend the day before. The scheduled deposition was set to begin at 9:45 a.m., but Britney did not arrive until 11:32 a.m. [Her] visitation rights for that day were from 12pm until 7pm and the deposition was held at a location just 15 minutes drive from her home, meaning she did not lose any of her allotted time with the boys.
So, basically, she threw a fit about something that never even happened and that would have been her fucking fault had it happened in the first place. Jesus H. That’s like firing off a couple of rounds in the top of your foot and then screaming and throttling the gun for blowing off your toes. And God knows you don’t get anywhere with a gun by yelling at it. If Britney really wanted to make her point, she should stand the gun upright and use the trigger as a foothold while she hops around on it like a pogo stick. That’d sure show Kevin Federline who’s boss!
Britney Spears checking into the Peninsula Hotel on Monday:
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I hear Abu Ghraib shot her in the face. I also her Arab spunk tastes like camel piss.
Jan 9th, 2008
open mouth jones
It tastes like babaganoush is what I hear.
Jan 9th, 2008
RichPort
I bet Britney thinks it tastes like Cheetos.
Jan 9th, 2008
open mouth jones
I bet Britney tastes like Cheetos. And smells like ‘em too.
Jan 9th, 2008
me
Look at her fucking skin in that pic. Thats the face of millions of a person with millions of dollars? I’ll keep my tens of dollars thanks very much.
PS look at that fucking lipstick!
PPS I’m not gay.
PPPS Really, I’m not.
Jan 9th, 2008
me
^ Ah crap. I do speak english, I swear.
Jan 9th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
For a moment there I thought it read: “Shoots herself in the head” I popped a bottle of Moet and everything.
Damn…drink-up I guess…and lie in wait.
Jan 9th, 2008
sonya
You give fantastic advice Abby!–too bad it wasn’t you and not Dr. Phil who visited her.
Jan 9th, 2008
spatz
where did you find that breathtaking photo of britney? She looks like Delta Burkes retarded cousin
Jan 9th, 2008
Dragulf
Delta’s cousin would be smarter. She threw a fit because her sister was in the news…
Jan 9th, 2008
bionic bunny
i thought she looked like the concierge in an opium den.
sonya, its too bad abby doesn’t take “dr.” phil’s place in EVERYTHING he does.
let’s take a vote:
who all would rather watch our abby than dr. phil all over network tv?
the bunny votes “AYE’!!
Jan 9th, 2008
abby
Thanks, Bunny! I keep waiting for the Fox Channel to give me a television show! Cable access will have to do until then.
Jan 9th, 2008
cyndi
Is it me or does she get ugiier as each day goes by? With all her money she should have better extensions, a hair color that flatters her skin, and see a shrink on a weekly basis to avoid all the embarassing crap she does. Notice how she acts like the whole incident never happened. She got her big publicity fix and now she has more attention than Jamie Lynn. Mission accomplished!! She should have gotten jail time for not giving up the kid when she was supposed to. Any ordinary person woul have. If it had been a non celeb father that did that he would have been arrested, not sent to the hospital for vacation. She gets off scott free again.
Jan 9th, 2008
Dragulf
People with money think because they have said money they are better than you wherefore, they can do no wrong. Money = Power. Always has. Till someone buys a cheap bullet anyways…
Jan 10th, 2008
Black And White
BS is a ~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club mixedfriends.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…
Jan 11th, 2008
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