Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera Give Birth
Tags: Christina Aguilera, jordan bratman, max liron bratman
Lots of celebrities gave birth over the weekend, including actress Courtney Thorne-Smith and “In Living Color’s” David Allen Grier’s wife. Who and who? Exactly. Now, for the Hollywood pregnancies you were actually aware of:
First up — Nicole Richie. People magazine says
Nicole Richie and her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden are the parents of a daughter. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs. 7 oz.
Christina Aguilera also pooped1 one out over the weekend. People magazine says
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed a baby boy on Saturday at 10:05 p.m. Max Liron Bratman [weighed] 6 lbs., 2 oz. and 20.5 inches [and] arrived late on Saturday night in L.A.
I’d bet that Max is gonna grow up to be a real looker, what with Dad’s imaginary chin and Mommy’s spackle-and-pancake complexion. He’d probably have just as much luck in the gene department with Amanda Lepore and Wimpy from Popeye for parents. On the plus side, ought to have a built-in role as a young Boy George in E!’s made for TV movie “Karma Chameleon:The Many Colors of George Alan O’Dowd.”
1Not a typo. Have you seen the birthing process? Yikes.
Christina and husband five days before the birth:
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
lunaby
you loser. their kid is gonna be the cutest. you’d better look yourself in the mirror before you talk shit on other ppl.
Jan 14th, 2008
silentwhispers
yeah man your a duche!!!..Christian aguliera is an absolutly gourgeous…courages…woman…strong independent….and with a beautiful soul….that child will be a heartbreaker in apperance….and have an outstanding personality! you rock christiana!!! yourston…beautiful….and an inspiration to all these girls out there that had to live that inperfect life and pave a roadfor themselves…tolearnto love yourself…it’s hard…and your awesome…i know what your music and and words…did for me and somany of my friends….and i hated “pop” music…..def. a rocker chick myself but you your smile your soul was an inspiration…you could see it all in your body lan and your eyes…you helped heal people.!!!! your son is soooooooooooo…….luck to have you!!! good luck and enjoy every min of it
Jan 14th, 2008
bionic bunny
is today a school holiday?
Jan 14th, 2008
sonya
A for Effort, F for Fuck You.
I’m feeling charitable today.
Jan 14th, 2008
Andrea
YOU SUCK!!! Both Christina and Nicole Chose very Handsome Partners that is Ofcourse They Both Are Gorgeous Women. So their Babies Are And will be very Beautiful Children Dont Be hating Cause You probably have a shitty Look try your best and Instead of throwing out bad hopes for the Babies Try And throw Some Decent looks and words Your Way like It Has been Said If you Dont Have Nothing Good To say Dont say Anything At all.
On the other side I send all my love and good wishes both their ways.CONGRATS ON THE BIRTHS OF THE CHILDREN <3
Jan 14th, 2008
lol
“YOU SUCK!!! Both Christina and Nicole Chose very Handsome Partners that is Ofcourse They Both Are Gorgeous Women. So their Babies Are And will be very Beautiful Children Dont Be hating Cause You probably have a shitty Look try your best and Instead of throwing out bad hopes for the Babies Try And throw Some Decent looks and words Your Way like It Has been Said If you Dont Have Nothing Good To say Dont say Anything At all.
On the other side I send all my love and good wishes both their ways.CONGRATS ON THE BIRTHS OF THE CHILDREN <3″
what the fuck are they teaching kids in school anymore about basic english language composition?
Jan 14th, 2008
lol
edit:
1: “you loser. their kid is gonna be the cutest. you’d better look yourself in the mirror before you talk shit on other ppl.”
2: yeah man your a duche!!!..Christian aguliera is an absolutly gourgeous…courages…woman…strong independent….and with a beautiful soul….that child will be a heartbreaker in apperance….and have an outstanding personality! you rock christiana!!! yourston…beautiful….and an inspiration to all these girls out there that had to live that inperfect life and pave a roadfor themselves…tolearnto love yourself…it’s hard…and your awesome…i know what your music and and words…did for me and somany of my friends….and i hated “pop” music…..def. a rocker chick myself but you your smile your soul was an inspiration…you could see it all in your body lan and your eyes…you helped heal people.!!!! your son is soooooooooooo…….luck to have you!!! good luck and enjoy every min of it”
1: No.
2: Who the fuck is Christian Aguliera?
You kids need to go back to YouTube and get off my damn lawn.
Jan 14th, 2008
abby
This is precisely why retards shouldn’t be given access to computers. Plus, drool is a real bitch to clean out of the keyboards. I honestly didn’t think people that fucking stupid read this site. I’d rather they just click the sidebar ads and leave the actual reading to the smart people.*
*That’s “ppl” if ur retarded.
Jan 14th, 2008
Helly
Well well.
That’s you told.
Apparently.
Jan 15th, 2008
cutiepie4
u suck! christina aguilera AND nicole richie are beautiful and so are their babies!! and u shouldnt say bad stuff about ppl when u dont no shit about them!!1
Jan 20th, 2008
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