Britney Stages All Of It

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Even though Britney Spears routinely says she’s “afraid” of the paparazzi, the truth is that she personally tips them off herself to ensure her every boil-riddled, floppy-nipped move will be captured by their cameras. According to Page Six

Lensman Alison Silva tells celebrity private eye Paul Barresi: “Britney is in on it. [She] calls the paparazzi before she goes out. We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house. It’s all staged.” Silva adds that when four photographers were arrested last week for chasing [Spears], “one of [them who] works for my company told me that Britney sent him a text message and said she was sorry. She tried to talk the cops into not arresting them… It’s part of her life. Britney is in on the sham.”

And to further prove how much she fears them, she spent the last three weeks with Final Pixx photographer Adnan Ghalib and then Sunday night with some dudes from X17. Here she is in her car with Filipe from the Fame agency. She’s either learning to control her fear to prepare for battle with the dark lord of the Sith or else she’s a damn liar. A light saber I see not, hmm! Already know you that which is the answer.

With BFF Filipe the photographer:

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14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    I’m shocked! Britney would NEVER stoop to such levels to get her bloody crotch in the limelight!

  2. Kayla

    Again, don’t believe everything you read. You print only the bad stuff, most of what we read is all lies. Britney is Britney. She is not on this planet to please us, ok? She went to the depo, is working again, back off and let her make her mistakes and learn from them as we all do but we don’t all have to be under the microscope 24/7 like Britney.

  3. RebelBoy

    To tell you the truth..I think THIS website is run by Britney!
    Yeeeah.com - the best source for all your BRITNEY NEEDS!

  4. abby

    She wouldn’t BE under the microscope 24/7 if she didn’t notify the goddamn paparazzi every time she hits a Starbucks or a gas station. See, that was the whole point of the post in the first place.

  5. RebelBoy

    Cool your Jet’s Abby….and just relax!

  6. p0nk

    kayla, shouldn’t you be in school?

  7. Veggi

    I agree with kayla. I read once that liquor was bad for my liver. I don’t read anything anymore….

    Nice fivehead brit.

  8. open mouth jones

    And I’m sure she’s not fat, she’s just big boned, huh, Kayla?
    I’ll back off her once she stops flashing those body parts no one wants to see. Like SadNips McGee needs anybody’s fucking sympathy.

  9. sonya

    Since when did Britney ever learn from her mistakes? Hm. News to me.

  10. Popcornridge

    Veggi, Can I take you out sometime?

  11. Veggi

    Popcornridge, you just want me for my booze and extra liver, doncha!

  12. bionic bunny

    yeah, and uh, kayla? what about her “multiple personality disorder”, hmmm?
    i know she researched that in her own “special way”.

    hey, everybody! veggi has BOOZE!! party at veggi’s!! whoo-hooo!

  13. Popcornridge

    Guilty as charged,,,,, Well?

  14. black and white

    Oh, so good to hear that. Seems I have seen he at an interracial dating club mixedfriends.com or somewhere just like that. Not sure whether it is true or not.

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