This is all news to me, but apparently actor Matthew McConaughey doesn’t wear anything that inhibits his natural smell. That means no cologne and no deodorant. And he hasn’t worn it for more than 20 years. According to Page Six
While on the set of Fool’s Gold, actress Kate Hudson begged the shirtless one to scrap his long-standing anti-deodorant policy. “She always brings a salt rock, which is some natural deodorant, and says, ‘Would you please put this on?’” he said. “I just never wore it. No cologne, no deodorant.”
Matthew [insists] that the ladies dig it, saying, “The women in my life, including my mother, have all said, ‘Hey, your natural smell smells, one, like a man, and, two, smells like you.’” Kate, apparently, was an exception. Not that he’s against hygiene. He brushes his teeth at least five times a day and claims, “I take a few [showers] a day.”
Total surprise. I always imagined Matthew McConaughey would smell like virility and handsomeness. I wouldn’t have in a million years pictured him smelling like a cabbie in the middle of July. But even without the deodorant, there have still got to be hundreds of celebrities that smell worse than Matt. To save time, I’ll just list ten:
10. Paris Hilton — straight up jizz
9. Tara Reid — vodka, but with base notes of jizz and soggy cigarette butts
8. Kirstie Alley — kung pao chicken and krispy kreme
7. Jared Leto — Always with WingsTM
6. Rumer Willis — potatoes
5. Andy Dick — jizz and nasal drip coke breath
4. Courtney Love — cheap whiskey and vomit
3. Amy Winehouse — tears and three-day gin bender sweat
2. Fergie — tinkle and synthetic estrogen
AND THE NUMBER ONE SMELLIEST CELEBRITY:
1. Britney Spears — sweat, cheetos, and Marlboro Lights, with a whiff of menstruation (NSFW)
odorless body, top that one, scientology!
He also magically spawned new hair follicles. McConaughey 2, scientology 0.
Just a whiff of bloody twat?
You smell it more on hot days, but since it’s winter, only a whiff.
I would imagine that Britney reeks of idiocy with the faint stench of broken dreams.
Oh holy hell Abby! I will not… WILL NOT click on the Britney menstruation NSFW link.
*actually debating it*
Matthew smells of my asshole.
Nice girls don’t date boys that smell like billy goats. His attitude is arrogant and disrespectful of others. Matthew, your mother would not be proud.
Best quote EVER about Britney as said by a friend/source close to the ’star’:
“She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she’s in the middle of an episode. [..making fun of her then…] It’s like mocking someone with Down syndrome.”
Fuckin highlarious that even her friends compare her to a mongo.
Slight correction for Kirstie Alley — It’s Fettuccine Alfredo
and krispy kreme bread pudding.
Not an actor I prefer to watch, but good for him. Lately I’ve taken to picking my nose in public to see if I can get a reaction out of people. I also like farting in places that are high-class. The louder the better. Why keep it bottled up inside just to care about how someone who doesn’t give a crap about me feels.
A few showers a day? Is he wandering off in the middle of shooting to do this?
Britney smokes Marlboro Reds. Oh, and you forgot about the Frapp.
that no deodorant thing came out a couple of years ago. up until then i thought he was kinda hunky.
after he just made me want to blow chunky.
see what i did there? with the rhyming and everything?
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I spent $10.75 on Failure to Launch. That also stunk.