Jan 30, 2008
Quickies: Party Up Front
Tags: Quickies
Eva Longoria sounds like a bunny boiler if I heard one. (MollyGood)
Has Katie finally had enough of Scientology? (Celebitchy)
Carol Alt. Rawr. (The Bastardly)
One of five celebrity couples immune to make it 5o years. (Ayyyy!)
Now you can wear naked Posh on your chest. (Celebrity Smack)
The only way Britney Spears gets to see her kids anymore. (Seriously? OMG)
Best. Front butt. Ever. (Best Week Ever)
Heidi Montag graduates! I assume from whoring school. (IBBB)
Megan Fox finally sees the light. (Celeb News Wire)
They’re going to neuter James Bond and make him swallow his own balls for dessert. (Websters)
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
James
You need to add Perez Hilton (if you consider him a celeb) to your list. Had the unfortunate opportunity to stand next to him at an event in Dallas. It was a very unfortunate aromatic event.
Jan 30th, 2008
p0nk
I’m not ashamed to say that carol alt got a lot of facials back in the day when i was a Sports Illustrated subscriber.
Jan 30th, 2008
RichPort
Funny p0nk… her leg always seemed stuck to her face in my SI issues… wierd…
And doesn’t someone need to have actual breasts to promote breast cancer awareness?
Jan 31st, 2008
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