Actress Sean Young of “Blade Runner” and “No Way Out” fame (?) was physically ejected from the Directors Guild of America party last weekend for being a belligerent drunken ass. Young also famously attempted to score the role of Catwoman from Michelle Pfeifer in “Batman Returns” by showing up in a homemade costume in the middle of shooting. Yeah, I still don’t know who she is, either, but drunk people acting like jackasses is funny. So according to Page Six

Young “began screaming in French” when ["La Vie en Rose" star Marion] Cotillard took the stage to present an award [and] could be heard “breaking into song.” But it was when [Julian Schnabel, director of "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly"] took the stage to make a brief speech “that she really went kook, yelling at him to ‘get on with it’ and to ‘move it on’… Julian yelled back at her to ‘have another drink, honey’ and started to leave the stage before the crowd yelled at him to stay. He continued to talk and Sean stood up and made a big production of putting on her white fur coat, walking around in a circle and then taking her seat again.” Finally, when a team of security guards swooped in to remove Young, “she tried to throw a punch at [them].”

And then a bunch of Hollywood kiss-asses intervened and sent the S.S. Partytown to rehab yesterday. It’s a damn shame. Sean Young is exactly what all of those boring awards shows were missing. Someone to liven up the ceremony and make it watchable — scream a little, sing a little, swear in another language and throw a couple of punches. The bastards escorted her out right before her pièce de résistance Saturday, which I have on good authority involved her bare boobs and a surprise vomit on an unsuspecting patron before Chris Farleying a buffet table loaded with champagne glasses. You can send all your complaints and hate mail directly to the Director’s Guild of America, 8436 W 3rd St Ste 900, Los Angeles, CA 90048.

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