Kirsten Dunst Is In Rehab
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I warned you! And now it’s finally happened. Actress Kirsten Dunst has checked herself into rehab. According to Star magazine
Kirsten Dunst has checked into the Cirque Lodge in Utah… after a week of wild parties at last month’s Sundance Film Festival. A source in Utah tells Star, “She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”
Seemed to be intoxicated? Look, just because you had a hard time understanding her doesn’t mean she was drunk. It just means her teeth get in the way sometimes when she’s talking. And you’d cry, too, if every time you made the hard “F” and “V” sounds you stabbed holes in your lower lip with both bicuspids. It’d be like taking a nail gun to your mouth every time you slurred “another vermouth and vodka” or “more Beefeaters and Finlandia” or “fuck you, I’m fine” to the guy trying to call you a cab.
Kirsten in spring season Miu Miu ads:
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
She’s one hell of a whistler, I tell ya…
Feb 7th, 2008
Gingerly
She is SO snaggle-tastic!
Feb 7th, 2008
syd
Rehab is so “two weeks ago”. Who the hell has not checked in?
Feb 7th, 2008
sonya
She’s trying to break her blood addiction.
Feb 7th, 2008
abby
Rehab is so 2007. The psych ward is where it’s at for 2008.
Feb 7th, 2008
open mouth jones
Loves, loves, LOVES the word snaggletastic.
BTW, is it just me, or does she look like a scab picker?
Feb 7th, 2008
-Dontwant
[...] What happen to her front teeth Yeeeah! [...]
Feb 7th, 2008
me
The lesser used “Dunstferatu” seems funnier to me.
Feb 7th, 2008
sonya
lol @ me!
Feb 7th, 2008
oakling
I feel bad for her. It’s so hard to get a bartender to fix you a REAL Bloody Mary.
Feb 16th, 2008
kitten
omg i love you guys
Feb 29th, 2008
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