Your Daily Britney: Britney Gets Her Hair Did

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You didn’t think I’d let you go all day without another Britney update, did you? Ho, ho. Let’s not be silly. Today’s Daily Britney is all about her new fabulous ‘do, courtesy of celebrity colorist Kim Vo. People says

Vo arrived at her Beverly Hills home on Thursday afternoon – the day after her early release from UCLA’s psych ward – and worked with the troubled pop star for four hours in a spare bathroom.

Finding her scalp and hair in great shape – and “her skin is glowing, like a young girls,” says Vo – he streaked her dark brown locks with a caramel color. “We wanted to brighten it up a bit. She’s ready for something new,” he says.

“Brightening it up a bit” must be stylist speak for “scabby patches of visible scalp, like mange on an Irish Setter.” Note to self: no more hair cuts at Pet Smart.

Britney and her new hair “glowing” outside of Millennium Dance Studio this weekend:

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  1. open mouth jones

    Maybe the ’stylist’ was so distracted by the fact that her breasts were scraping the floor that he didn’t notice the fact that Mars has less carters than Britneys skin.
    And I’m even going to even mention her “hair”. I know, I know, Britney’s ILL- so no makkng fun of her GOD FORBID, but my grandma had a better head of hair than she has after chemo.

  2. abby

    So greasy and mangled… and don’t even get me started on her hair!

  3. syd

    Should nipples point south at her age? I’m 43 and (checking now) mine aren’t like THAT.

  4. nordo

    That stylist, and I use the term loosely; and if you’ve ever used the term loosely you know how hard that can feel…nevermind I digress…that stylist may be seeing something we don’t. Like how did it feel to wash the scabs off Brit’s head. Gol, don’t that color look purty? I had a Barbie doll that I did that too and had to do hard time in my ‘thinking chair’ for it too.

  5. Gweilo

    Needs a paintjob, that’s for sure.

  6. Ya can’t shine shit!

  7. bionic bunny

    why, she looks lovely! just like a star from an earlier era!

    http://www.butterflyfiction.com/images/bc/sigmund2.jpg

  8. britfan

    I love the wild and crazy brit brit, but she does look very bad here. What is up with the clothes and her leg in the photo with her boots on?

  9. julie

    stylist shouldnt have let his name out in public. If he had worked a miracle and made her look better, but no luck for him. I would think people would be cancelling left and right after they saw her hair AFTER he “worked” on it. Hell, one of her kids could have done a better job.

  10. UR FKD' DD

    BRITNEY IS NOTHING BUT TRAILER PARK TRASH. THEY NEED TO SCOOP THAT OVER RATED BITCH UP & SHIP HER TO THE CITY DUMP WITH ALL THE OTHER ”TRASH”. I’M TIRED OF SEEING HER UGLY FAT ASS FACE EVERYWHERE.

  11. bionic bunny

    aw, c’mon. NOBODY liked my sigmund picture??? why do i bother with you guys? :)

  12. open mouth jones

    I lurved it. In fact, I loved ALL over it.

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