Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Giant Whore
Tags: jamie-lynn spears, pregnant, slut
Well, I’m back, boys and girls! Thanks for all the kind words and concerned emails during my absence. And also the liter bottles of gin on my doorstep. I don’t know how the hell you found out where I live, and though terrifying, I appreciate the gesture nonetheless. You guys are the best!
And now, without further ado — Jamie Lynn Spears is a trailer trash whorebag! God, it feels good to be back! According to Star magazine
The Zoey 101 star has often cheated on Casey, the 18-year-old she has identified as the father of her child. “I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with — or the last,” says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La. “There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.”
Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. “It’s cool, I’m pregnant,” she said. “I can’t get pregnant again!”
That’s quite possibly the skankiest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. And that’s a real feat, considering all the COPS and Springer reruns I watch when I’m supposed to be out looking for a job. In a distant second and third: “I already spit out all the other dude’s cum” and “You can’t get pregnant from doin’ it in the butt.”
Jamie still being a pregnant tramp last week:
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
Ah…back to tramps and whorebags. A good warm feeling just came over me Abby and welcome back! And a Spears story that doesn’t include Brit?
Heaven!
Feb 15th, 2008
Helly
Class.
That’s pure class right there, with a giant, shiny, orange face.
Feb 15th, 2008
spatz
you’re back. finally, the void in my life is filled.
PS 10 dollars says she gives birth to a black baby.
Feb 15th, 2008
open mouth jones
But she’s never home late for curfew…
Slutty McInbred is carrying a future generation, perhaps we should be nicer to her.
What AM I saying???
Oh, God. See what happens when Abby goes away?
Feb 15th, 2008
abby
Come, my darlings, and suckle at my teat of mindless crap. Mama’s missed you so!
Feb 15th, 2008
me
*pushes everyone out of the way”
Me first!
Feb 15th, 2008
Ace
I need to remind everyone to revel in what this truly is: the best episode of maury povich ever! Two-timers, random dudes, sex with pregnant girls. If this all does not symbolize the need for a shakily shot montage of forced posing, I don’t know what life is anymore.
Also, there is no shame in watching cops during the day. Frankly, it’s the best time watch it while getting summarily wasted in whichever manner you feel appropriate.
Feb 15th, 2008
open mouth jones
Spatz, I’ll take that bet and raise you a fiver. No way that stupid, useless, inbred family would allow that many fresh chromosomes to infiltrate the Spears family gene-pool. It’s like the royals, only without the castles, and more trailers.
Feb 15th, 2008
Gweilo
The “fellow teen” has got its numbers all wrong.
“There were at least a hundred and ten others. I know that 2 percent”.
Teens know fuck all.
Feb 15th, 2008
oakling
Man, is she young to be a sex addict. But right on time, as far as her family goes.
Feb 16th, 2008
Bill
Who cares? This is America… if she wants to be a whore, let her… if this is even true.
Feb 17th, 2008
Shauna
She can be a ‘ho’ if she wants to alright, but just don’t expect teens to buy into the wholesome ‘Zooey 101′ bit anymore. You can’t make your millions playing America’s sweetheart and act like a trailer park whore in your private life at the same time. I wager that her mother will be trying to peddle a reality show around the corner soon (shudders)
Feb 17th, 2008
Audrey Camp
Hey …jamie lynn spears went right along just like brittney spears and ruined her life shes just a tennager shes not an adult she dosnt know what she wants she shouldnt have gotten pregannt anyways she just a whore bag a fucken slut cheating on casey it might be a black baby you never know i bet a thousand dollars!!! anyways jamie lynn you need to get your act together… and quit fucking around and make your life better and quit screwing it up like every other super star ! u should know better i love zoey 101 but now that your pregoo i dont think anyone is going to watch it unless and mirical happens lol!
loves always audrey camp!!
Feb 18th, 2008
bionic bunny
pregoo and mirical.
i does love the internet!
welcome back, abby!
Feb 20th, 2008
teen girl
people won’t b callin her a whore if they just heard of her fuckin with sum guy. but wen a gurl gets pregnant then shes a whore. its ok 2 do the act that leads u 2 bein pregnant, u know its natural but people call u a whore && slut if u get pregnant. wow. double standards. i don’t think any1 actually thought she would still b a virgin. cum on now people. people make mistakes && u never think oo that might happen 2 me. u think that u just hear about it but could never realli happen 2 u until it does. i don’t think shes a whore or slut or skank && i will still watch zoey 101. lmao. people b listenin 2 music that talk bout sex in their songs. sexy can i. supersexy. player. sexyback. ayo technology. u gonna call them whores?? btw i love those songs 2 <3
Feb 22nd, 2008
Wondering
Wonder who tapped it first? And at what age?
I’d much rather do her than Britney any day!!
Feb 26th, 2008
fish
shes a whore cause she slept around got pregnant and says tht one boy is the father how is she so sure if she did sleep around tht is why she is a friggin whore and also shes supposed to be a role model wht are girls gonna think its okay to have kids at a young age she is a bad role model, and she also told they alleged father tht he was not the father.
Mar 1st, 2008
Taeko
I personally think she is a whore. I do think that she can do whatever she wants though. But remember she doesn’t lead a regular life. She has a sister with a fucked up life, a mother who is irresposible and she is supposed to be a rolemodel. By her being pregnant she’s adding more fuel to the fire, in other words just making the problems even worse. She could atleast be trying to keep her family stable. She thinks she’s an adult and she needs to wake up and realize she’s NOT!. She needs to get her life straight. BY the way I dont think she’s a whore for getting pregnant I think she’s a whore for sleeping around. I mean come on at 16 years old and you dont even know who the father is? jeesh. Not only that but she is protrayed as a rolemodel. She was put in Zoey 101 to make herself look innocent and be a sweetheart but now look at her, freaking pregnant at 16, what kind of rolemodel is she supposed to be? and damn I thought vanessa anne hudgens had it bad. I think her mother is partially to blame on this as well. She seriously needs parenting skills.
@ teen girl- listening to music about sex and actually having sex are two COMPLETELY different things. and learn how to spell.
Mar 18th, 2008
kevin
i want to sniff her ass and eat her shit she is so hot
Jun 25th, 2008
courtney
she’s a whore. a filthy nasty gross crabs infested whore. i feel bad for the kid.
Jul 15th, 2008
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