Feb 18, 2008

Paris’ Pussy Party

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Paris Hilton put on her best Village People-themed leatherwear for a birthday performance with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas over the weekend. Birthday party number three for the heiress included such hits as “Paris ripping off (NSFW) Dita von Teese” and “More wonky eye than you could shake a dick at.” If you weren’t lucky enough to be in the crowd at Pure Sunday night, just imagine you gave a Clydesdale a barium enema, put him in two-inch stilettos and a leather hat and instructed him to dance without emptying his bowels all over the floor. It’s almost like you were right there in the front row!

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Cat

    Please stop the stories about Hilton. We are fed up with them!

    Feb 18th, 2008

  2. abby

    I just did it for the visual of a horse in high heels trying not to shit itself.

    Feb 18th, 2008

  3. Skank

    This Paris chick is not hot she is a skank. I am so sick of seeing her ugly ass on these sites I wish she would just drop dead already and you all would stop taking pictures of her. The Paps made her who she is….they can unmake her too. Please stop with all the skanks.

    Feb 18th, 2008

  4. sonya

    I like how the “champagne” in that glass is all murky…

    Feb 18th, 2008

  5. abby

    That’s because Valtrex is water-soluble.

    Feb 18th, 2008

  6. open mouth jones

    Without the skanks exponential power to make complete asses of themselves we wouldn’t get classic imagery like abby gives us. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to live in a sad colorless world where horses don’t wear high heels, and have a problem holding poop in.

    Feb 18th, 2008

  7. Jessie

    SURE, i just downloaded her hot photos from mixedfriends.com- it is a hot community for black and white people to meet for sharing.

    Feb 18th, 2008

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