Feel The Burn With Jessica Simpson
Tags: Jessica Simpson, joe simpson, lawsuit
Another one of Joe Simpson’s Stellar IdeasTM has come back to bite Jessica Simpson in the ass — this time, in the form of a workout video. According to Page Six
In 2005, during a lull in her career, Simpson starred in a workout tape produced by Speedfit, a fitness video company. Although she signed a multimillion-dollar contract, she later changed her mind and prevented the video from being released by not giving final approval. Speedfit owner Alex Astilean sued Simpson last year for $10 million - and since she’s refused to settle, Astilean’s now suing her manager dad, Joe, as well.
I don’t see what the big deal is. Jessica Simpson bending and squatting in spandex is probably the best idea Joe Simpson ever had. Bonus: we don’t have to watch her “act” or see that impacted-feces face she makes when she sings. We just get to watch her breasts jiggle as she struggles to count backwards from ten. “Seven, six, seven — no, I mean six, seven, eight… dammit, this is hard! Which was is left? I have a hard booger in my nose! I thought you said ‘anal seafood!’ And eight, nine, ten!” That Jane Fonda’s got nothin’ on Jessica Simpson.
Jessica leaving the Waverly Inn in New York January 30th:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I swear, she invented the blank expression.
Feb 19th, 2008
Dragulf
huh?
Feb 19th, 2008
abby
She looks like a goddamned turtle in football pads in those pictures.
Feb 19th, 2008
Dragulf
Daddy! What’s that mean?
Feb 19th, 2008
open mouth jones
Nothing, but NOTHING makes me happier than to see old Gaping Maw Simpson try to get back into the whole famous game.
Feb 19th, 2008
abby
That anal seafood and hard booger bit are direct quotes from her Newlyweds IMDB page.
Feb 19th, 2008
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