Heidi Montag Is Praying For You
Tags: Heidi Montag, pray, Spencer Pratt

Ever wondered how “The Hills” star Heidi Montag spends her free time? No? Well, too bad, because you’re about to find out. OK! Magazine quotes boyfriend Spencer Pratt as saying
Heidi has the most faith. She prays for anybody all day. I’ll find her on the floor praying and I’ll ask, who are you praying for, and she’ll say everybody. Praying for me and my family and our enemies and our friends. That’s what I love about Heidi.
Uh-huh. Heidi’s praying for me. I hate to break it to you, Spence, but when you find a girl with plastic tits, bleach blond hair and an insatiable need for attention on her knees in your kitchen, she hasn’t spent the morning imploring the Lord on your behalf. She’s been sucking off the dude with the chub hiding in your pantry. On the plus side, if you ever need to borrow a sweaty naked guy with an uncomfortable erection for the evening, now you’ll know right where to look. Talk about your time-saver!
Heidi feeling the Holy Spirit or something like that:

6 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
Heidi reminds me of the mom from Bubbleboy, “I’ll be praying for you all right….. Praying you get nut cancer!”
Feb 19th, 2008
RebelBoy
These two are REALLY F$@#!d UP!!!
Feb 19th, 2008
abby
That reminds me of that song “Tears of a Clown.” When there’s no one around.
Feb 19th, 2008
nordo
I’m reminded of Oz, “If I only had a brain”
Feb 19th, 2008
Mr.Poop
lol they are fuckin ridiculous…are these photos supposed to be taken seriously or wat?
Feb 19th, 2008
Berry
Maybe she’s crying cos she just saw her fucking awful film clip
Feb 19th, 2008
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