Mischa Barton Formally Charged

Tags: , , , , , ,
mischa_barton_dui_7.jpg

22-year old actress Mischa Barton was formally charged yesterday for that DUI she got last December. People Magazine says

Mischa Barton has been charged with driving under the influence and possession of marijuana… [and] driving without a valid license. Her arraignment on the misdemeanor charges is set for Thursday in Beverly Hills Superior Court.

Let’s just hope this arrest won’t interfere with her busy career of hawking canvas tennis shoes and affordable teen fashion! It’d be a real shame if she couldn’t continue to collect a paycheck for having been “The O.C.’s” Marissa Cooper. And finding a generic half-decade-old-teen-drama1 spokesmodel replacement would be damn near impossible. It’d be like looking for a needle in a haystack, or in the case of the Fox network, a turd in a septic tank.

1Excluding the cast of “Beverly Hills, 90210,” “Party of Five,” “Buffy The Vampire Slayer,” etc., etc.

Clairols #172 “Trailer Park Blonde” shopping at Urban Outfitters last week:

mischa_barton_dui_2.jpgmischa_barton_dui_3.jpgmischa_barton_dui_4.jpgmischa_barton_dui_5.jpgmischa_barton_dui_6.jpg

Related Stories

10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. open mouth jones

    She inspires me… to reach through the screen and give her a stiff punch in the face, or cunt, I haven’t decided.

  2. syd

    I’d avoid the cuntal area, OMJ. I mean, Cisco Adler’s balls have been there.

    What am I thinking? They’ve been on her face too.. punch away.

    I can’t believe she’s only 22!

  3. BarbadoSlim

    One thing’s for sure, bitch has a high tolerance ratio for testicles.

  4. abby

    I read somewhere that the surface area of Cisco’s balls was like 700 square feet, which is equivalent to the surface area of an average hot air balloon. True fucking story.

  5. PrettyBaby

    She takes her teabagging seriously.

  6. HereIambaby

    ~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club mixedfriends.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…

  7. She is so beauty. Her gold hair make us crazy .I saw her profile in millonaire dating site ” wealthyloving.com”last night.I know she is searching for true love in this site.I am wondering is she single now?

  8. Anders

    She needs to change the rear tire before it blows…

  9. cisco adlers balls

    Its true. We are huge, we have been in mooshys mouth, ass, cunt , all over that delicious skinny little waif body.

  10. nordo

    a turd in a septic tank….you wax poetic my friend

Reply to “Mischa Barton Formally Charged”