Tom and Katie Plan JLo Party

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are hosting a $200,000 ‘Welcome to the World’ (their words, not mine) party to celebrate the birth of Jennifer Lopez’s and Marc Anthony’s twins. According to Female First

A source said: “Tom and Katie are thrilled for Jennifer and Marc and have offered to throw a Welcome to the World bash for the twins next month.” The party at Tom and Katie’s Los Angeles home will have a pink and blue theme and guests expected to attend include John Travolta, Eva Longoria Parker and David and Victoria Beckham.

With a price tag of 200 grand, you can expect plenty of super-fun Scientology party games like “Pin the Repressed Memory on the E-Meter,” “How Many Invisible Thetans in This Jar?” and my personal favorite, “Silent Music-less Chairs.” It’s sure to be a very un-glib time for everyone involved!

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. open mouth jones

    The drinking game of the evening is downing shot of barley water whenever Katie says AMAZING!

  2. sonya

    Placenta on the Bar-B!

  3. BarbadoSlim

    And don’t forget the cock. Cock, everywhere, cock hors d’oeuvres, cock pinatas, cock maragaritas etc…

    Why? Cause Cruise loves the cock, thinks it’s cool.

  4. sonya

    Cockdogs!

  5. bionic bunny

    cockfight!

  6. nordo

    cockquiche?

  7. Donkey Punch

    Looks like Tom is trying to buy more celebs into the Scientology ranks.

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