Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures
Tags: ass, bikini, Kate Hudson, miami, Owen Wilson, pregnant, thong
Don’t be afraid, dear readers — that babushka in the big glasses doesn’t want to make a hearty stew of your children. That’s because the crone pictured above is none other than actress Kate Hudson on vacation in Miami. Now, I know what you’re thinking: how do I know that’s not really a Yugoslavian fishwife disguised as Kate Hudson? It sure looks like a Yugoslavian fishwife. The trick here is the ass. If the ass looks like it belongs under a rainbow nestled on a cushion of rose petals surrounded by doe-eyed forest creatures, it’s Kate Hudson. If it looks like sourdough starter that’s been pounded with a meat tenderizer and stretched a good city block, then it’s an Eastern Bloc ogress. Feel free to write this down to keep in your wallet for reference in emergencies.
More ass-tastic Kate yesterday:
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
Boy those links are freakin’ annoying.
Mar 4th, 2008
abby
Funny, I saw anbmee’s mom on MarryMillionaire dot com.
Mar 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
That’s one way to stop those pregnancy rumors I suppose
Dot dot dot
Mar 4th, 2008
RichPort
It’s such a shame for that behind to be attached to that chest. Fate can be cruel indeed…
Mar 4th, 2008
RichPort
Hey Abby! I wanted to make a “token Black man, Uncle Tom” comment about Common, but just got the 404 error code…
Oh, and Kate Hudson has what we refer to in the hood as an onion.
Mar 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
Onion? Rich, please enlighten the whities about this concept.
Mar 4th, 2008
Hugh!
I am quite familiar with the onion concept and I am here to inform that this poor pitiful excuse of a flat ass in not an onion!
Mar 4th, 2008
RichPort
Hugh, you gotta use it in terms of relativity… she’s not gonna pose for King mag anytime soon, but for a Hollywood white chick, it’s an onion dude. At least she’s got a bit of a bubble…
Mar 4th, 2008
sonya
I dunno. She’s cute, but not what I would call sexy. She’s kind of got a boyish figure. I swear my 4 year old son’s bottom looks about the same, only more tan, being the little half and half that he is.
Mar 4th, 2008
Hugh!
“Richport” I am looking at her “Gluteus minimus” in relative terms as an ass alone, not in relation to whom the ass is connected! She does not have an onion, her ass does not make me shed tears of joy. She is seems to have a soft ass that is being molded or pushed into the shape we see in the images above. I’m sorry, She does not have a callypigous rear section!
Mar 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
That’s a lot of polysyllabic words for a gossip site, dude. Not that I’m hating… Actually quite impressed by the quality of the discussion.
I do have to say, home slice has a nice little tush on her, even if her chestal area leaves me wanting a handful more.
Although, it could be that after seeing Sadtits Spears ass so much, that maybe it’s just that ANYTHING else will do.
Mar 4th, 2008
abby
C’mon, Hugh! Quit being such a faggot. Sorry, “cease demonstration of such faggoty inclinations.” That ass is spectacular.
P.S. I’d say she’s both “callipygous” and “steatopygous.” Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Captain Thesaurus.
Mar 4th, 2008
bionic bunny
as far as that hair goes, would anyone like me to re-post the “sigmund the sea monster pic?”
i did love that show.
Mar 4th, 2008
Hugh!
Faggot, Nope! Callipygous and Steatopygous, Never! Hottentot she is Not!
THE END!
Mar 4th, 2008
mauilove
who makes this bikini?! i love it
Mar 18th, 2008
lilly
She has a perfect body; but she doesn’t need to show it off as much as she does. Plus, why is she wearing a thong bikini around her little son? That’s really weird that she has her ass hanging out of bikini in front of her son like that.
Apr 11th, 2008
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