Britney Spears Gives Her Kids Nightmares
Tags: Britney Spears, jayden james, Kevin Federline, nightmares, sean preston, visitation
Those supervised visits with mommy apparently register as “terrifying” on the toddler distress scale, because Britney’s boys have been having nightmares ever since she came back into their lives. According to Page Six
Sean Preston has been sleeping in the same room as father Kevin Federline lately because he’s been having nightmares. Preston also cried for his dad at first when Britney picked them up. The boys are said to be confused when it comes to their mom, which is another reason why either Jamie Spears or a psychologist is present during the visits.
I’d say “confused” is an understatement. You can’t expect a kid to just black out the night mommy was strapped to a stretcher and hauled away. The wail of the sirens; the flashing blue lights; the steady drone of the choppers circling overhead while mommy screams from inside the bathroom — it’s practically Viet fucking Nam, for Chrissakes. Only instead of the man in the black pajamas, it’s a fat chick in a pink wig and British accent. That’s got Post Traumatic Stress Disorder written all over it.
Britney shopping on Robertson Blvd Tuesday:
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open mouth jones
All I know is she gives ME nightmares, and I only mock her from afar.
“Please Sadtits, erm I mean Britney, don’t beat me with the scary breasts of sag, I swear I’ll be good. Just not the face! Oh god not the FACE…”
Mar 7th, 2008
Captain-Insano
What could possibly be the problem? Maybe its the monster with the googley eyes on its chest that shows up every time Mommy takes her shirt off?
Mar 7th, 2008
Karen C
Seriously - is she pregnant? that sure looks like a bump to me!!!
Mar 7th, 2008
abby
Man in the black pajamas. Worthy fuckin’ adversary.
Mar 7th, 2008
sonya
Her face always looks like she’s drooling zits.
Mar 7th, 2008
nordo
They will grow up a cross between Kfat and BuggyZits. No wonder they’re crying.
Mar 7th, 2008
sue
Her smile is very sweet and attrative.Her photos were found on a Interracial date site
wealthy loves.com last week. I am curious why she was there.
Is she Interested in Interracial dating? Does she need some Interracial relationship?
Mar 8th, 2008
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