Headbanger’s Ball
Tags: Amy Winehouse, bungalow 8, drunk, dutty wine dance, snort, vodka
Successfully rehabbed singer Amy Winehouse spent a rousting evening at London’s Bungalow 8 this week snorting shots of vodka. Also known as “Gas Chambering,” snorting booze allows the alcohol to be absorbed into the bloodstream almost instantaneously. A real time-saver for those on the go. Later that same evening, Amy then tried her hand at a funky new dance that’s all the rage with the kids these days called “The Dutty Wine.” It’s kinda like a seizure and aneurysm all rolled into one, but with more herniated discs and torn ligaments. The Mirror says
The five-times Grammy winner [begged] a pal to teach her the dangerous “duttywine” dance, which can cause serious neck injury and pain. A spy said: “Amy was on top form and begged a pal to teach her the dance where you spin your head around really fast while you wind into the ground. Amy was so into it at one point her beehive nearly fell off.”
Nothing says “cool to the maXX” like a lurching hairpiece and a violent appendage-flailing on the dance floor. The only way it could possibly get any cooler is if you maybe shit yourself and tried to shake it out down one of your pants’ legs while simultaneously yelling “Heeyyy, Macarena!” and putting out a grease fire with your face. See, that would be cool to the maXXX.
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The Duttywine Dance, for those of you who’ve never seen it:
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
All i can think is huh? THAT is the latest dance? And SHE tried it?
Christ on a bender, that is some shit.
Mar 7th, 2008
RichPort
Whore End Us.
Mar 7th, 2008
abby
The Cabbage Patch — now that was cool.
Mar 7th, 2008
syd
Was cool? I thought…never mind.
Mar 7th, 2008
RichPort
I’m still trying to learn the Pee Wee Herman dance… and the Wop.
Mar 7th, 2008
sonya
The Running Man is my personal fave.
Oh, and I meant to ask, why do you have a picture of Mr. Ed as your banner picture?
Mar 7th, 2008
nordo
Mr Ed on a very bad day
Mar 7th, 2008
bionic bunny
i can do the swim and the twist.
i’m super groovy.
Mar 7th, 2008
cuddlesmcgee
She broke the voodoo curse but wet her pants and swallowed her stud when she bit her tongue.
Mar 8th, 2008
sue
i signed in http://www.wealthyloves.com and there were always many men and women talking about
his good … you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can
find extramarital affairs….they are picky, but they like him who is respectable.
Mar 8th, 2008
oakling
I was surprised to find out that was a real dance. But I’m even MORE surprised to find out that she didn’t start it… by accident… during some binge-drinking super-high freak-out that some fan mistook for an intentional dance move.
Mar 9th, 2008
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