Robot Ready-to-Wear
Tags: clothing line, giorgio armani, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes is breaking fashion ground by designing her own clothing label for Giorgio Armani — it’s the first time a haute couture fashion house has aligned with a non-professional designer. According to OK! Magazine
Mrs. Tom Cruise has indeed closed the deal for her first line, to be called Katie Holmes for Armani. The line will roll out over the course of the next two years, starting with a collection aimed at toddlers for spring 2009. A collection for older children will follow that fall, followed by a handbag line and a women’s collection by fall of 2010.
I wonder how much involvement Tom Cruise is going to have in his wifey’s new hobby. If he has his say, all the ladies’ blouses will come with GPS tracking devices and thetan-repelling overlay made of aluminum foil. “Katie Holmes for Armani” will be an uber-chic amalgamation of futuristic design, luxe textures and schizophrenic hobo swimming in the duck pond.
Katie without her choke chain and lead March 17th:

12 Comments, Comment or Ping
EMMAING
I already wear an aluminum foil hat and cummerbund, so I’m half-way there.
Mar 21st, 2008
sonya
Will the purses look like penises?
Mar 21st, 2008
abby
With ballsack change purses…
Mar 21st, 2008
cuddlesmcgee
HAHAHA! Give the child credit, as Katie looks like crapola most of the time.. but a child makes a dress magic if she smiles. I bet all it takes is for Suri to frown and refuse to wear them unless they are something she likes,.. so actually Suri will be designing them.
Mar 21st, 2008
AlwaysHungry
At least she is doing something with her days
Mar 21st, 2008
Britney
She is so lovely.I love her .I saw her profile in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m “.Is she single now?Is she really searching her true love in this site?
Mar 22nd, 2008
nordo
The perfect label: TCLTC
Mar 23rd, 2008
Herman B
the catholics are the real robots. i’m a computer science major, i love god but i only believe what i know. yet, every time i look around the catholics are trying punish me. its too weird.
Mar 24th, 2008
RichPort
She looks like she should be swinging a pocket watch back and forth veeeeeeery slowly while telling me I’m getting sleepy…
Mar 24th, 2008
nordo
Sleepy or watching one of TLTC’s movies?
Mar 24th, 2008
open mouth jones
I’m sure it’s going to be amazing!
Well at least when compared to all the other shit this sidetalking robot has done since Forehead’s Creek. Whatevs.
Mar 24th, 2008
george
is that a hooker on the pic?
poor Tom
Apr 5th, 2008
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