Paris Visits Africa
Tags: africa, benji madden, children, good charlotte, Paris Hilton, south africa
Don’t be fooled by these pictures of Paris Hilton smiling concernedly at South African school children. The world’s biggest attention whore isn’t on the Dark Continent as part of a philanthropic mission; she’s there because her douchebag boyfriend’s band is set to perform in Johannesburg over the weekend and the little bastards presented another chance to get her picture taken. The Daily Mail says
The 27-year-old spent part of her time on a trip to South Africa posing with children and signing autographs for young fans at Jakaranda Kinder Huis school in Pretoria. Wearing a demure white outfit, floppy hat and serious expression, Paris appeared to be trying to refashion herself as a jet-setting do-gooder. The Simple Life star was in South Africa to support boyfriend Benji Madden, whose band Good Charlotte are performing at the My Coke Fest over Easter.
Unfortunately, there aren’t any pictures of the throngs of bare-breasted Zulus that immediately swarmed out of the Yellow Fever vaccination tent to snatch up their children and scream “Do you not know where that crotch has been? Even the spirits of our ancestors cannot protect you against such skank! Go, now, and sacrifice a chicken to appease our forefathers!” I guess even a fatal bout of the yellow jack is still better than turning your children over to the Hilton Herp.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Really, haven’t they suffered enough?
Mar 21st, 2008
gue
Is my love of all things homosexual real!?
Mar 21st, 2008
RichPort
gue, it IS for real… so are unicorns, the Easter bunny, the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Superman, women that don’t nag, men that rarely think of sex, and spammers that don’t fuck goats.
Oh and gnomes… I forgot about fucking gnomes…
Mar 21st, 2008
shine
hope she can be health in South Africa. i’m happy to hear this news. i’m a fan of her, for her heart and her beautiful. lucky to her!
I am foreign! I make sexy with myself!
Mar 21st, 2008
Camp Herp
Lets hope her insatiable love of cock gets the better of her and while the douche twins “preform” she goes out and gets the worst case of aids we’ve ever seen and dies slowly of nasal congestion.
Mar 21st, 2008
spatz
yeeeah.com being taken over by weirdo spammers.
Mar 21st, 2008
nordo
I hope those kids don’t catch anything from Parasite. Haven’t they suffered enough?!
Mar 21st, 2008
abby
Sorry, guys. I’ll come through and edit when I can. Fucking spammers.
Mar 21st, 2008
julie
It said on another blog, that this is a school for rich kids in South Africa! She is not helping the poor in any way. I imagine she took a long shower after touching (oh the horror!) black people! She is the poster child for hypocrisy.
Mar 21st, 2008
sonya
Paris Visits Africa, Fly Population Finally Leaves Locals Alone.
Mar 21st, 2008
EMMAING
i donnot think she is helping the poor at heart.
i am not fond of her ,even i cannot admit her beauty
she ought to learn from Juli-pitts who care about the afican people.
Mar 21st, 2008
cuddlesmcgee
Dumping all the crappy merchandise she can’t sell to the helpless poor for a tax loss credit.. Oh yeah.. Charity pays for the very rich. Every child needs a autographed copy of Paris in a Bikini as a personal gift, don’t you agree?
Mar 21st, 2008
jerryogh
Paris is very kind. BTW, I like to jerk off to bestiality porn.
Mar 21st, 2008
abby
No kidding, Tim. They’d be on “Gold Digger dot com” or “Sugar Daddy dot org,” not a damn celebrity gossip site.
Mar 21st, 2008
anon
The negative response over Hilton’s PR-hyped trip to Rwanda with camera crews was far more indignant than the protests waged over her attempt to weasel out of her jail stint by trying to leave Lynnwood after only 4 days. This self-absorbed “airhead” is the very last person the vast majority of Americans would want to represent them in any country. The “restructuring” explanation that Playing for Good gave as a reason for postponing Hilton’s trip to Rwanda was in all probability just an excuse. Here are two links to stories that explain why this organization probably, and very wisely, cancelled:
http://allafrica.com/stories/200711060947.html http://allafrica.com/stories/200711070867.html
Mar 22nd, 2008
Mr.Poop
This fuckin skank makes me sick. She’s visiting them for none other than her own selfish attention whorish reasons. FUCK DAT BITCH.
Mar 23rd, 2008
Jigsy Q.
An excited Paris exclaimed “It’s like a whole country full of maids!”
Mar 25th, 2008
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