Amy Winehouse to Perform at Club Powered by Human Energy
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The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse is heading to South Africa for an extended stay in rehab, but Female First says she is already lined up to perform “the world’s most bizarre club” in September.
The troubled singer is set to pocket [$700,000] to sing at the opening night of a Rotterdam, Netherlands… venue powered entirely by human energy. “The energy will come from urine and sweat from the visitors. The club is set in the biggest drugs circuit in Holland. It is so out there it might even shock Amy.”
Shocking Amy Winehouse would be the modern-day equivalent of out-perving Caligula, so that’s really saying something. I can’t think of anything more fun than being at a concert fueled by the secretions of an orgiastic mob injecting heroin directly in their spines and snorting mildew remover between vomits. Maybe sphincter reconstruction or third degree burns.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
curio
just thinking about all that urine makes my eyes well with tears of joy.
Mar 26th, 2008
RichPort
Human powered energy? Is that nomenclature for farting en masse?
Mar 26th, 2008
abby
If that’s the case, my husband could power a small Indonesian village for months at a time after a bowl of bean dip.
Mar 26th, 2008
curiodd
she has nothing to do but drugs
Mar 26th, 2008
sonya
I was hoping that “powered by human energy” meant that they had little slave midgets running on wheels connected to a generator.
Mar 26th, 2008
open mouth jones
I hoped so too sonya. that would be a club i’d actually pay to get into… instead of promising vaguely gross sex acts to the bouncer to get in for free.
dream crushers, thats what they are.
Mar 26th, 2008
abby
Dream crushers: my guidance counselor and those bastards at “Packed and Stacked”
Mar 26th, 2008
Msrtd
What’s wrong with her face!I hate her horrible look. especially, eyes’ make up.
Mar 26th, 2008
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