Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Eliot Spitzer

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You already met former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s first hooker, Ashely Alexandra Dupre — now meet the other super-classy broad he was porking in his off time. The NY Post says

At the center of the [second prostitution ring] is Kristin “Billie” Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a rough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.

Like I told you — claaa-see. But as that old adage goes: “Money can’t buy you love.” It can, however, buy you hormone replacement therapy. Someone at Wicked Models might want to look into that.

Sure-fire she-male:

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    So, where’s she hiding her penis?

  2. Marie LaVeaux

    Okay, other than the most obvious problems that Ms. Davis may present, did anyone else notice the inverted cross necklace?

  3. open mouth jones

    Somehow I don’t think being a satanist is high on her list of priorities.
    Hiding her penis, and creating enough friction between her thighs to simulate a vage for her less pervy clients? Yeah, I’d say that’s priority numero uno.

  4. curio

    that is my mother.

  5. abby

    Maybe she is the devil.

  6. yousee

    She looks fabulos. Both genitals for price of one is great deal. That is why Taiwan I make so much money.

  7. nordo

    Those aren’t breasts, they’re balls, the cross is pointing right to them

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