I’ll Have What She’s Having

Mar 31, 2008

I’ll Have What She’s Having

Tags: alex vaggo, benji madden, dating, Paris Hilton, relationship, sophie monk

Australian actress Sophie Monk helped herself to a big ol’ slice of Paris Hilton leftover pie by swapping her ex-boyfriend for Paris’. Sound confusing and riddled with genital blisters? Grab a spoon and dig in! Star Pulse says

[Sophie] split from rocker fiance Benji Madden at the beginning of 2008 and now she has been spotted out and about with his new girlfriend Paris Hilton’s ex, Alex Vaggo. Vaggo, a former pizza delivery boy, dated Hilton last year.

So, in short, each is banging the other’s ex. Marvelous. Well, you can’t undo the skank of Paris Hilton once you’ve been branded with it. Like a Aryan Nation tattoo or the term “registered sex offender,” it will serve to haunt you the rest of your days. Not to mention make volunteering as Den Mother or Black History Ambassador next to impossible.

Sophie necking with Kristin Cavallari outside the gym last week:

Paris on Germany’s small screen gem “Wetten, dass?” this weekend:

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

nordo

You could map it all out on follow the genital warts chart

Mar 31st, 2008
abby

You like the metaphor for Paris’s snatch? I thought something with a lot of beef and cheese was apropos.

Mar 31st, 2008
nordo

You nailed it Abby, blistering cheesy topping too.

Mar 31st, 2008
hioelw

She is really hot in a casserole slop sort of way. Wait, that’s not Paris?

Mar 31st, 2008
Msrtd

Paris is so beautiful and wealthy. I love her. A source says she posted a profile at Richromances.com where many wealthy celebrities and beautiful people are looking for matches.

Mar 31st, 2008